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    Genuinely Dishonest Car - 1 Careful Owner , 13 Lunatics

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GENUINELY-DISH...QQcmdZViewItem

    Classic


    My favourite .....
    Q: well mate i thought id seen it all i have now
    A: Hi. Yeah, I thought I'd seen it all too. Then I realised I'd never seen a Jewish postman with leg calipers and a bag of poisoned bananas sitting atop an elephant with abandonment issues and a docked tail running blindly through a burning zoo at sunset on a Pancake Tuesday. See, just when you think you've got infinite possibility beat, you get bowled a googly.



    PS should help those struggling to grasp British humour as deployed by JC
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

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    very funny, if this is really ebay im surprised they allow it.
    autozine.org

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    If it stays below £5, I WILL put a bid in and see exactly what I get in return.
    Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.

    Being nice since 2007.

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    Ah brittish humor...I must retrieve that Black Books DVD of mine...
    All about the t-tops

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    Ahahaha ahahahahahhaahhaa!!!
    Thats a great posting. Just what I needed.
    UCP's BSG Nerd and a resident Freerider.
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    YES!!! I've always wanted to buy a chav-mobile.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Wow, that's pretty cool.

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    Q: Do you come with the car?

    A: Only when driving over cobbles.

    ROFL!!!!
    The Datto will rage again...

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