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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover
    a.k.a., how to tell you are only 12m slpelling
    He came dancing across the water
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    Looking for the new world
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    Quote Originally Posted by :Exige:
    Something I made a while ago for a certain thread
    We had very firm intelligence from one drunk guy, who was only cooperating to get a green card, and hated the Iraqi government, that Karrmann was harbouring WMDs and could deploy them within 45mins...

    Or something like that.
    Thanks for all the fish

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    hahahahahahah harboring wmd's hahahahaha
    He came dancing across the water
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    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Your moms famous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shr0olvl
    Your moms famous.
    Damn, caught again! Alas, it is true, my mom really is Britney Spears.

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    He came dancing across the water
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    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover
    Damn, caught again! Alas, it is true, my mom really is Britney Spears.
    that would suck, you would see your mom in a porno, ewww, id rather have my mom's friend be jenna jameson, then i could get some actuon

    edit: why did you change it from jenna jameson?
    He came dancing across the water
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    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlover


    That song rules

    HEHE

    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    how do you get other signs? i can only find the one pack place one
    He came dancing across the water
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    Looking for the new world
    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coventrysucks
    We had very firm intelligence from one drunk guy, who was only cooperating to get a green card, and hated the Iraqi government, that Karrmann was harbouring WMDs and could deploy them within 45mins...

    Or something like that.
    Karrman finds it hard enough to turn his computer on .. but deploying WMDs?! Maybe if he had a clapper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Esperante
    Props to badda.
    Nice to see my picture put to good use.
    Last edited by Egg Nog; 04-10-2005 at 03:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche
    that would suck, you would see your mom in a porno, ewww, id rather have my mom's friend be jenna jameson, then i could get some actuon

    edit: why did you change it from jenna jameson?
    That was too gross for me. *shudders*

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    ok i understand that

    but then your dad would be kevin federline!!!1
    He came dancing across the water
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    In that palace in the sun
    On the shore lay Montezuma
    With his cocoa leaves and pearls

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    that first sign is wrong

    The Best Page In The Universe
    pondering things

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    Quote Originally Posted by my porsche
    ok i understand that

    but then your dad would be kevin federline!!!1
    Give her a couple hours, she'll come to her sences and divorce.

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