The Monty Python Quiz

[emperor]

Our hearts are with London, but we can't be grimm and mourning all the time. With the evolution of Rice allert/Monty Python thread I came up with this. The idea is so simple it hurts. Someone posts a sentence from Monty Python and the next person has to give the the sentence that follows.
Example:
"I'd like to leave the army, Sir. It's dangerous"
Answer:"Look, I stopped your sketch 5 minutes ago."

First one:"Which country have you been visiting, Sir?"

[Matra et Alpine]

Too easy now that almost all the MP sketches and film scripts are now on line

never mind the lunatic fringe of UCP who are MP fans ( eh Suka )

[emperor]

. Well than I guess it's up to us to keep it a civilized and "google-free" as possible. Try something hard, Matra.

[Pando]

Perhaps shorter sentences would be harder?
on a sidenote I havn't even seen ALL flying circus episodes and ^ was something new to me :ashamed: but i own 5 tapes and all movies if that counts for anything?

[Matra et Alpine]

How accurate do we have to be if it's verbatim ?

The smuggler sketch isnt' one of the most often seen

So it woudl be summat like.


"Switzerland". No, NOT Switzerland. It started with an S but not Switzerland. Where is it they dont' make watches that starts with S"

[emperor]

How accurate do we have to be if it's verbatim ?

The smuggler sketch isnt' one of the most often seen

So it woudl be summat like.


"Switzerland". No, NOT Switzerland. It started with an S but not Switzerland. Where is it they dont' make watches that starts with S"

The last sentence would be: "What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all?" and not "Where is it they dont' make watches that starts with S"

[Matra et Alpine]

The last sentence would be: "What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all?" and not "Where is it they dont' make watches that starts with S"

see old age affects the brain first

The country starting with 'S' is in theri somehwere thogh isn't it ? ( Guess I'll ahve to go google )

[emperor]

Try this:
"So in three years you've spotted no camels?"

[my porsche]

see old age affects the brain first

The country starting with 'S' is in theri somehwere thogh isn't it ? ( Guess I'll ahve to go google )

i thought you were like 43?

[emperor]

"Switzerland". No, NOT Switzerland. Begun with an S but not Switzerland. What could it be? What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all?"
"Spain?"
"Yeah that's it Spain"
"Label says Zurich"
"Hmm, it was Spain then"
"Zurich's in Switzerland"
"Uhm...
"Where they make the watches"
"Hmm, tadam tadeedee. Nice shed you've got here."

[Matra et Alpine]

Try this:
"So in three years you've spotted no camels?"

Yes in three years.
No, I tell a lie, four, be fair it's five.......
I've been camel spotting for seven years.
Before that of course I was a Yeti spotter.

[Birdman]

Good idea for a quiz!

[emperor]

Yes in three years.
No, I tell a lie, four, be fair it's five.......
I've been camel spotting for seven years.
Before that of course I was a Yeti spotter.

Spot on. Now it's your turn.

[Matra et Alpine]

I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - three kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - four kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, ....

[henk4]

I use two kinds of aftershave lotions - Frankincense, Myrrh - three kinds of aftershave lotions, Frankincense, Myrrh, Sandalwood - four kinds of aftershave lotion. Frankincense, ....

sounds like the Spanish inquisition