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    how to be a ricer

    HOW TO BE A RICER
    Pronounce N.O.S. as one word (NAWS).
    When you are outpowered, call people out with your friends car.
    Have an aftermarket body kit installed
    Use of neons or L.E.D.'s to light up your car.
    Use an aftermarket tachometer...when your car already has a working stock tachometer in it.
    You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back and front of your car.
    Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have.
    Claim to beat cars that your car is totally uncapable of beating.
    Install racing seats on a car that runs a 16 second or slower quarter mile.
    List stereo equiptment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods.
    Believe that Honda invented VTEC.
    Putting sub-brand labels on your car...example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Toyota on a Lexus..ect.
    Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder.
    Make your exhaust sound like a weed-wacker
    Buy a nitrous system just to purge.
    Using car donughts and calling them "skinnies".
    Mounting smaller tires to decrease gear ratio.
    Multi collored body panels.
    Claiming horse power and quarter mile times with out testing or proof.
    Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts.
    Fliping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby
    Say you lost because your car is running on a shitty tune and needs to be tuned.......... when you're on the stock computer...
    rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going)
    If some challenges you 2 a race you have 2 options
    a.race and when you lose go to ws and lie your ass off
    b.tell em they are a waste of time
    my clutch is slipping,i missed a gear,my vtec was set to low,
    when the vinyl work is worth more than the car,
    when someone does a neutral drop in an automatic,
    bouncing off the revlimiter more than once
    I started in 2nd intstead of 1st
    My shift light went off late
    I didnt catch posi trac on that one
    Law#43-my strut bar snapped
    my neonlight valve stem covers are robbing hp
    I didnt double clutch like i should have
    When the exhaust consist of coat hangers and jb weld
    Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it ( and it looks like shit)
    Its a prototype that no one has (built from duct tape and blue glue and pvc piping)
    driving in and out of traffic with your Integra thinking you have a fast car
    Getting your #s from a g-tech or some other similar meter.
    using chicken wire as a mesh grill
    Having gauges that do not work
    Having a body kit and no plans on painting it
    When you double side tape parts to the car and expect them to hold up at 100 mph
    "Yeah its VTEC, but its not hooked up yet"
    When you consider primer as a color choice
    When you tell people it has a 9000 rpm redline and can only turn 6700
    if you talk about owning a skyline someday and you drive a civic
    having windshield washer squirters with lights in them
    You refer as everything being JDM
    Tell people you are running nitrous,when its really N.O.S. octane booster.
    taking your 50whp civic to a dyno when it's stock
    When you manually shift an automatic
    Going to the dragstrip with slicks and running a 16.05 in the 1/8
    All you do is brag about how much of a street racer you are
    When your car consist of a GTR badge on the car and is not a skyline
    you claim your car is fast then get butthurt so you claim your car is an autoX car.
    you post pics of your parents car and claim it for you own
    when your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor
    list winshield wipers as a mod and carbon fiber pedals
    When you transform your car into something else with a headlight swap and taillight swap
    When someone asks you if its mandrel bent or crush piping and you have no answer
    When you stick the rim and tire out further than the fenders and you use curb feelers to keep from messing them up.
    when your body kit is held on by sheet rock screws and thumb tacks
    If you "fat arm" out the window with a sideways cap.
    If you are 5'2 and you drive in the back seat
    If you have to beg your parents to drive the civic
    when you de-badge your GST ecplise of LX civic because its the suck model
    windshield sticker saying powered by....(127 @the crank yeah thats power)
    You remove every piece of your interior and you still run 15's
    you have diamond plate floormats
    you have a racing harness on your stock civic lx seat
    you make your own intake out of pvc pipe
    you know what jdm means
    you have hubcaps that resemble rims
    you drive any korean car and "mod" it
    if you put 18, 19, or 20" rims on a sport compact.
    Japanese writing on a domestic car
    Put racing gas in ur stock civic lx
    If you spraypaint your interior
    if you don't make fun of ricers
    If you are getting angry while reading this list
    the local tow truck service is on speed dial
    put lambo doors on
    You join CLUBRSX , not to goof on them, but because you actually think they are fast
    Calling your flat, bald street tires "Slicks"
    you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine
    you have a bumper sticker that says drive it like you stole it
    your keychain says aem/tanabe/greddy/typeR/si/mugen/....
    you play nfsu2 everyday
    you try to spell as many words linked to honda with your alphabets cereal
    You treat your nfsu2 car like its a real car
    Type-R
    I will own you in the twisties
    You have a V6 camaro/mustang and spend enough money to buy a V8 just to make people think it's a V8.
    You've ever swung in behind a car (at 50 mph) in an attempt to draft.
    When you lose you say "But your car has 4 more cylinders"
    when you lose you say "Imagine if Honda made an engine as big as yours, because my 4 cylindler has 100 HP/Liter!"
    You think you stand a chance against all Mustangs and Camaro's because they are heavy
    You have a Vin Diesel poster
    You buy a civic, add a cold air intake and cat back exhaust, add 200 lbs of stereo equipment and brag about how much faster it is than when it was stock.
    You try explaining why vtec is better than a turbo charger
    You have to let the passengers know when you're flooring it
    If you know you can't win, you dump the clutch at 8,000 RPM's and say you couldn't hook up, but at least you looked cool
    The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline.
    You put slicks on your car and only agree to race in the rain, just so you have an excuse.
    If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn't reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat.
    When you claim to race a stock automatic cobra.
    When your cardomain site has a 'future mods' list.When you can shoot a grapefruit from your exhaust tip
    LED exhaust tips.
    When you have NOS seat covers.
    When you have competitve races with cars- that dont know they are racing.
    Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green.
    Form opinions on cars you know nothing about.
    Walmart is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier.
    when you scream VTAK out the window cause you think it makes the car faster.
    starting a poll about who would win in a race before you race

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    I don't know why I just read all of that.
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    I don't know why I just read all of that.
    i agree, but a couple of them were pretty funny
    (I Wish I Could Think Of A Good Signature)

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    When was the last time C4 has made a thread worth reading?
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    Quote Originally Posted by got hemi?
    When was the last time C4 has made a thread worth reading?

    he made one ??
    Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.

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    Making fun of "rice" was cool in 1999.
    When you consider primer as a color choice
    I dunno, this looks pretty good to me...
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    i cannot be arsed reading all of that

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    hahahahaha i was thinking about a completely different till the last line

    guess its coz i just bought this LEGend

    Cedric - I sound like a chipmunk on there. Some friends of mine were like, "were you going through puberty?" I was like, no I was already 20, I just sound like a girl.

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    I agree with 50% of what he posted actually
    "NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"

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    Someone really hates VTEC....

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    Quote Originally Posted by C4Power

    I didnt double clutch like i should have

    bahahahhahaha best one
    My rides:
    1999 Mustang GT

    1974 Ford Country Squire (for sale!)

    1991 Jeep Cherokee

    1970 Shelby GT500

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    ^^^lol, agreed^^^
    2011 Honda Civic Si

    ATHEIST and damn proud of it.

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    C4 is just retarded ganster and I hate ganster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niko_Fx
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    Just ask anybody with a bloody life

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