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    Apparently, at least one showbiz party regular has already been signed up for a role in the film – and it’s probably not who you think it is. Yes, reality TV “star” Jasmine Lennard - who delighted us with her selfless performances in Make Me A Supermodel and Trust Me, I’m A Holiday Rep - has been confirmed for a part in Casino Royale. Although we should add that it’s only Jasmine who appears to have confirmed it. “It’s really hush-hush,” she says. “I’m not sure which girl I’ll be playing yet but I don’t want to be a stereotypical Bond girl.” Yeah, yeah, whatever…
    Meanwhile, the slightly more famous, attractive and talented Angelina Jolie is being courted by producers to play the part of Vesper Lynd, a Russian double agent who “beds” Bond (that’s The Sun’s verb, not ours). Ange and Daniel have already demonstrated their sizzling on-screen chemistry in Tomb Raider, so it’s no wonder film bosses are keen to get her on board. “She’s simply perfect for the part of the ultimate Bond girl,” says a source. Angelina hotter than Jasmine? Surely not!
    Who the hell is this Jasmine Lennard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitz_
    hahaha quite the comedian, she would definetely be SHIT. I think you would be better of with a better actor, i.e. jessica simpson.
    Since when is Jessica Simpson an actor. I mean, she was shit in the Dukes of Hazzard. And the Bond movies usually contain some hard words wich she probably can't pronounce...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
    erm Ok, I give in maybe not a good idea for a game.
    None of them were chosen for their acting really were they
    Sow perhaps it's time to chose one who can really act?? I think it would upgrade the Bond movie big-time.
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    I wouldn't say Halle Berry can't act...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matra et Alpine
    makes for an interesting game ....

    Who was the best bond-girl ACTRESS ??
    Not eh best lookign, one who coudl actually ACT.

    Here's my list

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    erm Ok, I give in maybe not a good idea for a game.
    None of them were chosen for their acting really were they
    what about diana rigg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by derekthetree
    what about diana rigg?
    point taken, AND Halle Berry.
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    jessica alba!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kennyknoxville
    jessica alba!
    I agree!
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    as far as the bondmobile, id imagine hed be driving the amv8 vantage. only makes sense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blitz_
    hahahaha your funny.

    Pierce Brosnan, well what can i say. Terrible actor, can't show emotions to save his life, if he has as much class as Sean Connery, you can call me Martha Stewart, whomes bedroom i live in. Secondly, most his films were terrible the last one, die another day was one of the worst of the franchises. His movies moved very, very far away from the books in which there were few gadgets at all, he in fact had a f(#$@_ up scar on his face and wasn't the nicest of fellows u see not some half assed twit who has invisible cars and can start a helicopter mid air.

    The original Casino Royale was shite house, but i have confidence, that with the news of an uber cool Fiat Panda as his set of h0t wheels, and fewer gadgets and a return to the true Bond, a spy with class, then this franchise will be relit.

    Brosnan = worst bond.
    Brosnan looked the part. Very well, in fact. That makes up for all his 'poor acting.'


    I know it'll never happen, since Bond always drives British cars, but a Volga V12 would fit the role extremely nicely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kennyknoxville
    what about david beckham as 007?
    then there would be bond boys instead of bond girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Esperante
    I know it'll never happen, since Bond always drives British cars, but a Volga V12 would fit the role extremely nicely.
    it would be great if one of the baddies used it i think it would suit that better.
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    i agree, the volga looks most villanous...in a good way
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