Jelly HQ (Includes other Jelly Stuff)

[Vaigra]

Do we have all the fruit in our hands now?
We shall need it for Grape Jelly for future business.

[Spastik_Roach]

Ok Vaigra, an update.

Seems Macdonalds had some spare Bananuclear weapons. They fired them at us. We got the **** outta there but first we sent the P.I.S.S (Poultry in special service) forces to destroy them, via kamikaze.

We destroyed the weapons but now our former base is covered in radishiation making it impossible to work and live at. We have Rendezvous at Dubai at the moment. This is me, sam, sam and husain.

[Spastik_Roach]

I'm off to bed now anyway, talk to ya'll later.

[clutch-monkey]

i'll send in your two female bodyguards

[Vaigra]

sweet dreams soldier!

[Spastik_Roach]

i'll send in your two female bodyguards

Many thank yous

[Spastik_Roach]

sweet dreams soldier!

OY thats Grand Vizier!

[Vaigra]

Sweet dreams Grand Vizier

(if you get any sleep that is)

[clutch-monkey]

Sweet dreams Grand Vizier

(if you get any sleep that is)

i heard he likes to have his female body guards give him full body massages with the finest of refined jellies.

[Vaigra]

The refined hand-made Jelly makes it all that much better.

[clutch-monkey]

maybe we should give him a pre-production sample of the new grape jelly to try out?

[Vaigra]

I think that's best. He'll experience from the new seed-less batch

[spi-ti-tout]

All hail to Brotherhood-of-Jelly's Head of Air Division!

[Guest]

The first spy is in my vicinity. He shall be dealt with momentarily.

may i request to be a double agent?

yes, i suspect the one who calls himself Jakg is merely a spy for Fruit empire, or even MacDonalds itself. As long his freedom is limited there is no reason to eliminate him.....yet.

not McDonalds but Burger King!