Furniture
damn those weak minded parents. and damn your fake unit.
you wont take the jelly. you might take some, but not all. and if by chance you manage to take it all, i will make more. so much more and give it to you till you lose use of your eyes.. LETS SEE HOW YOU CHALLENGE ME BLIND!
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Furniture
chuck norris is no match for Mr T, or indeed, cannonball.
one such as me cannot die from jelly overdose, the excess will simply be distributed amongst my followers, who will grow stronger with each dose.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Furniture
chuck norris is my friend, i pay him with jelly, he can not be turned against me. only i have the correct apperatus to manouver the jelly past his beard.
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Mr T is a match for chuck norris, just as chris is a match for cannonball (love match anyone?) they will all die together in a vile disgusting sex orgy. both have no use to anyone. its just you and i now my nemisis.
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damn, your cunning neutralisation of cannonball has brought this war down to a personal level, as my minions are gorging on the stolen jelly and are of no use to me, just as yours have overdosed on the last remaining trigulijuice.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Enthusiast
Mr. T and Chuck Norris are no match for Bush.
The Ace of All Aces.
Crysis. Maximum Game.
Furniture
person on person.. why dont you come into my secret underwater lair, its long, hard and full of seamen. we can sort this out mano a mano.
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i shall use depth charges to force you out, to fight on even ground.
i have faith that my UCP shirt will protect me from all harm.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Furniture
you can charge as deep as you wish, your attacks will not penetrate the protective rubber layer around my lair.
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Furniture
very well, as you wish. i shall penetrate your rubber layer with my light sabre and bring the fight to your underwater lair.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Furniture
HAHA! you have been tricked! you have now contracted a disease from not propperly protecting your sabre while penetrating!
you will live a very lonely life.
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my sabre was entangled in your rubber protective layer, so luckily the damage, while debilitating, is repairable. until then however, i shall have to do without.
luckily i have an extendable baton in my pocket, as i left my back up light sabre in my other pants.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Furniture
this seems petty, our fighting over something that does not exist anymore.
shall we rest a while and drink together? perhaps take a while to appreciate and give back alice and sarah?
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deal, an exchange of hostages in order, plus i need rum to fire up for the next encounter. i shall also need to repair my damaged sabre.
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
Furniture
success! as asked you have recieved alice, and i have recieved sarah. now to drink.
cheers.
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