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    What BMW means??

    BMW = Bikes Made Well
    BMW = Bite My Wallet
    BMW = Break My Wallet
    BMW = Bring More Wampum
    BMW = Bavarian Motorcycles for Wimps
    BMW = Basic Marin Wheels
    BMW = Big Manly Willy
    BMW = Big Moronic Woman
    BMW = Badly Made Wobbler
    BMW = Big Middleclass Wagon
    BMW = Bugger My Wallet
    BMW = Brilliant Marvellous Wonderful
    BMW = Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder
    BMW = Bulging Monoshock Wanderer
    BMW = Big Money Waste
    BMW = Brick Motor Wheezer
    BMW = Beats Me, Wilhelm
    BMW = Bite My Weenie!
    BMW = Biggest Moron in the World
    BMW = Bash My Windshield
    BMW = Bayerische Mist Wagen = Bavarian Dung Heap Car
    BMW = Bring More Wrenches!
    BMW = But Mine Works (best said around Harley riders)
    BMW = Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again)
    BMW = Borrow Money Weekly
    BMW = Bitch, Moan and Whine
    BMW = Beste Motorrad der Welt = Best Motorcycle in the World
    BMW = Be My Wings
    BMW = Bavarian Murder Weapon
    BMW = Born Moderately Wealthy
    BMW = Burning, Melting Wreck (which leads to BMW = Bring More Water)
    BMW = Bagel Munching Weenies
    BMW = Bring Money With you
    BMW = Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen = Discarded By Mercedes
    BMW = Bad Mother Wheels
    BMW = Bigger Meaner Wheelies
    BMW = Bring Meat Wagon!
    BMW = Bavarian Money Waster
    BMW = Better'n My Wife
    BMW = Bezahl Mal Wieder (pay yet again)
    BMW = Bastel Mal Wieder (wrench yet again)
    BMW = Bike Might Wheelie
    BMW = Bikes Made Weird
    BMW = Bitchers, Moaners and Whiners
    BMW = Bend More Wheels (for the 3-spoke crowd)
    BMW = Blau Mit Weiş
    BMW = Bitte macht Weg (get out of the way, please)
    Il me faut une caisse dans les 300 et le GPS

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    BMW = Boeren Mest Wagen

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    Advanced Squad Leader... at least, in my world.
    Two words: Dodge Viper

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    you forgot:
    Belligerent Mindless Wanker (In reference to its drivers).

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    Bangle Made Wangs
    Wenn Sie wissen wollen, was einen volkswagen ein volkswagen macht, treibt es.

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    Barely Moveing Wreck
    Bought My Wife
    Big Money WHY?

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    Best said in poorer areas:
    BMW: Break My Window!
    Porsche: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything.
    Saab: Shape Appears Ass Backwards.
    Honda: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
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    BMW = Big Mexican Woman

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    (said to sum1 whose jus bought u a beemer)

    Bought Me WHAAAAT?!?!?!
    wat the hell do i put as a siggy?!?!?!

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    Betaal Meer Wegenbelasting
    (pay more road taxes)
    it goes by weight of the vehicle out here so...

    Bayerische Motoren Werke.... (obviously)

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    guys this is racist, so if you're black dont read this:

    pontiac

    poor old nigga thinks its a cadillac

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    Quote Originally Posted by byronleehk
    BMW = Big Mexican Woman
    LoL the best out of all of them i think
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    How about "Bangle's Mutilated Wagen" ?

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    Actually BMW stands for Bavarian Motor works.
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    But only when translated to english. Conveniantly, when the name is said in German it keeps the same initials.

    Saab: Shape Appears Ass Backwards.
    Hilarious, and so true.

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