The Most violent Ride ever .

[whiteballz]

what the...

that makes so little sence blue supra's version is the only way i could understand it..

[r1ckst4]

I have no idea of what you just said.

haha i thought i was the only one...

[scottie300z]

he sounds like a cowboy...

The most Out of control power ride ever taken . Was My very first power blast out my stable and on to the dirt path just as the big plumper of a cow was giving birth ... well the black stallion was mostly rear first thru the beginning but once it started gallopping it snapped back out face forward ... All I recall was the smell of spent horse feces and the Sound of the Nasty young buck the stallion just gave birth to as it yelled Out thru the back door...That horse Got OLD FAST But not before many rodeos took place. The clear rein covers and the extra large horseshoes that I narrowed really did work out nice .. We took out the mane and went for the bald look and did alot of brushin from the brush shop we put some Harland Strap parts in along with a New Super Huge Solid 10-gallon hat and Monster saddle bags ... Oh and Yes I was kinda Young and even overly aggressive And yes a few texas rangers did Get there Asses blown off the trail.... Late night ... No damage except his Emotions and I'm sure it helped him lose his fight with Low self esteem because We later learned he left to have a sex change Operation.. See ya brokeback Fans, I wont quit on you.....

[F1_Master]

he sounds like a cowboy...

Nice translation.

[Esperante]

Boy, aren't we a welcoming group of people...

I welcome people who are:
A)Responsible
and
B)Make sense.
He does neither. This is a sentence I could expect him to write:

ride I took Jaguar XJS mods And sliding aNBd 3rd and 4th gear policeman.

[magracer]

I welcome people who are:
A)Responsible
and
B)Make sense.
He does neither. This is a sentence I could expect him to write:

I agree with Esperante. We want to keep this forum both interesting and real, plus I think nobody was really rude (which is good). Some good old humuor but nevertheless to the point.

[Niko_Fx]

UCP needs an english test for incoming members, to avoid people who use caps incorrectly

"English"?

[magracer]

"English"?

ok, you are in, NEXT!

[kingofthering]

"English"?

that too

[sunk]

When i was 13, i sneaked out my uncle's '70 Challenger and o boy!!,i was in REAL trouble. I mean, it was the 440 c.i. one and the damn thing kicked its wheels off the ground. Good thing i drove on a deserted country backlane. I did really pee in my pants. I hit 55 when i stopped it.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

When i was 13, i sneaked out my uncle's '70 Challenger and o boy!!,i was in REAL trouble. I mean, it was the 440 c.i. one and the damn thing kicked its wheels off the ground. Good thing i drove on a deserted country backlane. I did really pee in my pants. I hit 55 when i stopped it.

You're bullshitting, right?

13, and you took out a car with over 7 litres at its disposal?

Fair enough!

[h00t_h00t]

Technically he stole it. So its entirly possible for a 13 year old to drive one.

[Radoman]

Sideways trying to avoid some deer in my buddy's tweaked* Jetta... doing 110+ KPH.

He was with me at the time. And yes, the sliding was most successful. It was crazy f-en wicked. We were hootin' and hollering like a bunch of rednecks after that.

*-don't worry; nothing ricey at all. It looks stock except he painted the wheels flat black, and it's lowered. He did something to the engine, though.

[austin healey]

you're a violence obsessed person, aren't you?

[sunk]

You're bullshitting, right?

13, and you took out a car with over 7 litres at its disposal?

Fair enough!

If i were 17 or 18, i would be smarter and would'nt do such a thing.
That was THE scariest moment of my life, and probably that'll ever be.