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    BoJ PICK ME!!!!

    This is the request of a fellow UCP member to join your worth cause and aid you in implementing a new form of jelly, as to my understanding the brotherhood was formed in response to the spammers who infultrate the domain of our sacred forms. I wish to head in the creation of Orange jelly, a divison dedicated to the jelly cause, but utilized for the purpose of combatting the reposts which have continued to plaugue us. I hope that my name may be added among those brave leaders who have taken up the jelly cause and brought it to it's current glory...And may the brotherhood live forever
    Be polite, Be professional, Be prepared to kill...

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    If only it were that simple.

    The jelly picks it's own keepers, we cannot choose another.

    In order to join you must first consult the Jelly.
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    Thats bloody ridiculous.

    btw... Jelly has nothing on Chuck Norris...
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    Contraceptive Jelly, keeps interlopers out.

    Sorry, couldn't resist
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    join the BoAJ that is free to join for everyone contact me if interested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeTurbo
    btw... Jelly has nothing on Chuck Norris...
    lol... cos chuck norris doesnt tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them

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    Um, don't ask and thou mightest receive...

    Seriosuly- never ask to join a cult... if you're deemed worthy, you're asked!

    And Chuck Norris is a gimp. Chuck Norris may be able to speak Braille, but there are some problems with good old Chuck:

    - Chuck Norris jumped in a lake, and he didn't get wet. The lake got Chuck Norris. Buuuuut he tried the same trick by jumping in a swimming pool full of jelly, and got his arse kicked. Jelly does not like being intruded upon by some second-rate bloke.

    - Also, Chuck Norris may sign up to beginner karate classes to kick the crap out of little kids by "accident", but what he didn't bank on was the last karate class he went to being run by a man made of jelly. It is rumoured that he carried the spirit of Bruce Lee inside him. This man subsequently killed Chuck Norris. Twice.

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    By holy oath of unanonymous vote I declare nothing.

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    Bruce Lee's spirit roams free, it would never let some loser jelly take hold of it, it would kick its arse first, rendering the jelly useless. Who wants beaten jelly? Thats just juice.
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    Those who mock the jelly do not understand it's full gelatinous qualities.

    Bruce Lee was fuelled by Jelly, it's when he tried to give it up he died. and cursed his family.
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    Actually Bruce Lee was free of jelly... When he tried some unforseen side effects caused him to disappear... His family was 'cursed' by the BoJ in order to protect their measly little brotherhood...
    JOIN BoAJ....
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    I know for a fact Bruce thrived on the Jelly. See my avatar? That was after his daily intake of Jelly.
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    I think you're mistaken. He was simply given the jelly a two-fingered salute....while doing press-ups.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RazaBlade
    I think you're mistaken. He was simply given the jelly a two-fingered salute....while doing press-ups.
    nope, that two-finger salute was for all the Jelly haters who were not good enough to be in the BoJ. You don't know Bruce like me.
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    With all that gelatine and flavouring, your vision has become blurred. Sadly, the man you thought to be Bruce was no more than a fake-DVD peddler trying to make his way in the world.

    My proof? Bruces one-inch-punch. Tried and tested on the jellies of this world.
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