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We see two Bridgestone employees during F1 test in Barcelona.

SlickHolden
"Guy on the left, We got the best seat in the house bob,
Guy on the right, Yes until bloody Schumacher wants another favour from us,
Guy on the left, dam it! I'm still sore after the last time why do you think i have a cushion under me, I got a note in my hand to get out of anything"

drakkie
"Whats that guy shouting in my ears,
ah never mind him,
we are hired to be bored "

kingofthering
"guy on the left- uh, hey i think michael schumacer will crash into us unless we move
other guy-mmm... "too immersed in porn film to care"

RazaBlade
"Guy 1: Really gotto thank you for the shorts advice. Im pulling in the ladies left, right and centre, even filled this whole page with their numbers!
Guy 2: Dude, you're just getting started, why do you think I bought this PDA!"

:Exige:
'EBay: Supplying prosthetic legs to failing tyre companies since 1995'

magracer
Guy on the right: "I'm going to beat your Mario Bros record single handed"
Guy in the left: "I don't want to look!"

pimento
"According to this machine, we're a 9.8 out of 10 for looking like nerds."

Rockefella
Guy on the Left: "Tee-hee-hee, maybe Kimi will buy me a drink and dance with me if I show off my legs!"

PerfAdv
"voice in headphones: We hired you clowns to look like you're researching and experimenting... not just to sit and model our latest shorts. Open up the box and start playing with all the electronic gadgets within."

Vaigra
"Guy on the left: You can put your hand wherever you like, I won't let you look in the box!!"