Originally Posted by
targa
so many times it's not even funny
you and me both.... three years later and i've only just found a goal
Originally Posted by
Rockefella
By the way, I've discovered that all my friends w/ girlfriends have become progressively uncool. They're whipped so to speak, and act like they're married sissies in their late teen years.
Single = win.
Example:
Me: "Yo, you comin' to Zach's house tonight?"
Friend: "Nah, Danielle wants to go see a movie."
Me: "Alright, tool."
this man speaks truth. for your first year or two of uni/college, a gf is a liability
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."