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  1. 05-31-2006, 11:56 PM #1
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    I finelly solve the problem(s) for America! lol

    My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants.

    To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.

    Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans,

    Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they

    affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.

    I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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  2. 06-01-2006, 12:03 AM #2
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Sh*tting right on the sh*tty government.
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  3. 06-01-2006, 02:04 AM #3
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    No wonder their policy is sh!t
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  4. 06-01-2006, 11:23 AM #4
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    lol thats great!!
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  5. 06-01-2006, 11:54 AM #5
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    Havent seen you for a while and your back with fire

    Great idea id patent it before Bush tries to impliment it
    TVR, Heres to Peter wheeler and his last creationg of the Scamander.

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  6. 06-01-2006, 11:58 AM #6
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    Great! LOL! We'd better do the same in France.
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  7. 06-01-2006, 12:17 PM #7
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    HA! this made my day


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  8. 06-01-2006, 12:56 PM #8
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    great! brilliant. i hire them for 2 hours to do the lawn work when i dont want to
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  9. 06-01-2006, 01:08 PM #9
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    Was I the only person to think this thread was by Ali Baba by looking at the thread title and before looking at the thread creator?
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  10. 06-02-2006, 11:42 AM #10
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    ^^alter-egos!!?
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  11. 06-03-2006, 01:26 AM #11
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    we should do the same in Canada.........HIRE THE HOBOES!!!!!!
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