View Poll Results: Which Celebrity Infant is the luckiest?

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  • Angelina Jolie's kid

    29 93.55%
  • Britney Spears' kid

    2 6.45%
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Thread: Which Celebrity Infant is the luckiest?

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    Which Celebrity Infant is the luckiest?

    "You must choose...but choose wisely."

    Names are alphabetical by the way
    Last edited by .M.; 06-05-2006 at 05:09 PM.

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    spear's baby will be a hollywood hick while Jolie's baby will be cultured
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    David Letterman was talking about the expensive petrol/gas prices in America and he said "Gas is so expensive that Britney Spear's baby is driving a Prius".
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    Def. Jolie's kid. All of them infact, ones got superstar parents that are both good looking, and the others were plucked out of a third world country.

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    britney's kid will be all messed up, just like her
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    who gives a shit?

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    Brad Pitt can change my diaper anyday. Wait, did I just say that outloud?
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    Definately Angelina's.

    Let's face it. Britney's kid is going to made fun of so many times for having a statue of his mom giving birth to him....

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    cmon this is easy, who wouldnt want to suckle on Angelina's, mmhmm ill leave the rest to your imagination gentlemen

    Britney's kid I feel sorry for, having to sit on that biatches lap whilst she's driving, or in the passenger seat, having to hear her music, worst of all watching her pig out on fast food because she actually gave birth to something.
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    jay leno's, they'd have a shitload of nice cars
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    Quote Originally Posted by F1_Master
    Definately Angelina's.

    Let's face it. Britney's kid is going to made fun of so many times for having a statue of his mom giving birth to him....
    There's a statue of that?

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    You haven't seen it?

    Oh man, David Spade got a lot of good jokes about it on his show. He was disgusted.

    Yeah, she's bending over on a bear skin rug, about to give birth to her son.....Made by none other than some crazy fans that think she passed some kind of ordeal...big deal, happens everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F1_Master
    You haven't seen it?

    Oh man, David Spade got a lot of good jokes about it on his show. He was disgusted.

    Yeah, she's bending over on a bear skin rug, about to give birth to her son.....Made by none other than some crazy fans that think she passed some kind of ordeal...big deal, happens everyday.
    Holy sh!t. Who wants to see that ?

    ...and why hasn't it been vandalized?

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    ^^^its in a museum thats why^^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vindesh17
    ^^^its in a museum thats why^^^
    Ohh ok, I thought it was out in the middle of everything. It makes sense for it to be in a museum, so it wont affect the amount of tourism the place gets.

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