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    Quote Originally Posted by henk4
    Scientology and Nascar: A very matching combination....
    LMAO

    I though the sterotype was they where rednecks not aliens

    And baddabang you missed Viagra
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    I don't care about this whole scientology and NASCAR thing, but Elliot Saddler's dad just joined the golf club where I work (now) and he gave me and the girl I was working with a big tip even though we made it very clear we were not to take them......I thought it was cool
    pondering things

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    They're definitely shooting for an easy market.

    You could easily convince the average Nascar fan to worship a potato.

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    The next thing is the Pope driving in F1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Niko_Fx
    Tom Cruise is an idiot.
    He sure is. Apparently John Travolta is in that Scientology thing too. Not quite sure of that though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egg Nog
    They're definitely shooting for an easy market.

    You could easily convince the average Nascar fan to worship a potato.
    haha, buncha hicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    That is absolutly hilarious...behold the OVAL!!! or haha the devil turns right.
    and it would explain why there are so many pictures showing Jesus with an aura above his head. Only now do we understand that that is already the first hint at a Nascar oval....
    "I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." Douglas Adams

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    'And lo, the creators of NASCAR had a vision, it was Jesus, telling them to drive in Circles.....'

    Seriously, will racers accept money from any religious group?

    I'll stick to Worshipping Spongebob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    'And lo, the creators of NASCAR had a vision, it was Jesus, telling them to drive in Circles.....'

    Seriously, will racers accept money from any religious group?

    I'll stick to Worshipping Spongebob.
    racers will accept money from any group....in particular from the innocent believers who will see there sunday donations being spent so efficiently to stimulate the belief
    "I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting, but it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously." Douglas Adams

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    I knew my donations to the Spongebob Association were in good hands
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    NASCAR is about having a captive audience to whom to sell hotdogs and beer. What is Scientology about? The abridged, Cliffnotes version plz...
    "Racing improves the breed" ~Sochiro Honda

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    Watch the South Park Episode - all becomes clear.....
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    "Come out of the closet Mr Cruise"
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows

    I'll stick to Worshipping Spongebob.
    Lol... nice...
    Eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Othr_Canuck
    Lol... nice...
    You knocking my religion buddy?
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