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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    You knocking my religion buddy?
    Nope, personally I believe in the great Spong Bob as well
    Eh?

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    It's 9:00PM, Time To Pray....

    <Takes Out Sponge>

    Oh Great Absorbant One........
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    Watch the South Park Episode - all becomes clear.....
    The one where Chef returns?
    http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31695
    - Are YOU listed? -

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    It's 9:00PM, Time To Pray....

    <Takes Out Sponge>

    Oh Great Absorbant One........

    Lol Nice one
    Eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by henk4
    you can see it during the next NASCAR race:

    Jesus drove in circles
    Thats funny right there. I don't care who you are. Thats funny right there.
    Fords suck, Chevys rule, but its Ferrari that makes me drool

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    Now it's damnation by association.

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    Originally Posted by henk4
    you can see it during the next NASCAR race:

    Jesus drove in circles
    Lol.. that is great!
    Eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    It's 9:00PM, Time To Pray....

    <Takes Out Sponge>

    Oh Great Absorbant One........
    I bought a new pack of sponges today, feeling extra holy today.
    Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.

    Being nice since 2007.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    I bought a new pack of sponges today, feeling extra holy today.
    That's how I feel when I get new sponges too, I like to praise them
    Eh?

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    Tom Cruise was already in a NASCAR movie so he must be the jesus of scientology.

    Of course Dale Jr. could drive a car sponsored by al qaeda and the fans wouldn't say a damn word about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Scuderia
    Of course Dale Jr. could drive a car sponsored by al qaeda and the fans wouldn't say a damn word about it.
    That's so true!!!
    Eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    I bought a new pack of sponges today, feeling extra holy today.
    Welcome to the Brotherhood of Sponges

    My sister persecutes sponges by washing up with them. her uppance shall come, however.

    Our Sponge,
    Which art at Sea, or Packaging,
    Hallowed be your Absorbancy.
    Thy Kingdom, sponge,
    Thy Work Be done,
    on Land as it is in Seawater.
    Give us this Sponge, our Spongely Worship,
    And lead us not towards Scourers,
    As we forgive those who Scour Us.
    Lead us not into Asia (Where they'll eat us)
    But Deliver us to Supermarket Shelves,
    For Thine is the Moisture,
    The Yellowness and The Soaking Up Ability,
    For Ever and Ever (or until I go mouldy)
    A Sponge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Othr_Canuck
    That's so true!!!
    dude, slow down
    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    Welcome to the Brotherhood of Sponges

    My sister persecutes sponges by washing up with them. her uppance shall come, however.
    BoJ and BoS, we're going to be busy!
    Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.

    Being nice since 2007.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows
    Welcome to the Brotherhood of Sponges

    My sister persecutes sponges by washing up with them. her uppance shall come, however.

    Our Sponge,
    Which art at Sea, or Packaging,
    Hallowed be your Absorbancy.
    Thy Kingdom, sponge,
    Thy Work Be done,
    on Land as it is in Seawater.
    Give us this Sponge, our Spongely Worship,
    And lead us not towards Scourers,
    As we forgive those who Scour Us.
    Lead us not into Asia (Where they'll eat us)
    But Deliver us to Supermarket Shelves,
    For Thine is the Moisture,
    The Yellowness and The Soaking Up Ability,
    For Ever and Ever (or until I go mouldy)
    A Sponge.
    lmao patron god of dish washers and aquarium enthusiests everywhere

    And your not wrong young dale erndheart apprently has told a number of fans where to go and they dont seem to mind I wish i could do that.
    Lifts heavy things and hits hard......also eats as much as 2/3 people and sleeps 10 hours a day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IB4R
    Prayer to sponges
    The BoJ welcomes all of the BoS members as we like working together.
    Chief of Secret Police and CFO - Brotherhood of Jelly
    No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch

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