rick mercer was riding down canadien highway 1 on his moped on a cold winter afternoon. He stopped into a tim hortons on the roadside when...
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rick mercer was riding down canadien highway 1 on his moped on a cold winter afternoon. He stopped into a tim hortons on the roadside when...
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...he saw a policeman. Before he even had the chance to say "it's cold, eh?", the cop looked him in the eye and told him to...
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get him another donut. he had already consumed so much he was stuck between the table and his seat and was unable to move
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He figured if he was gon a be stuck, he might as well not still be hungry.So instead rick got a chainsaw and sliced the table in half, then the police officer, then a nearby cute deer thing, he began a rampage.....
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wich wud be known as the "tim hortons chainsaw massacre". he...
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went down to the local sports shop wielding his chainsaw and scared off most of the ustomers and staff there. moment later, he walked out with a shiny new white hockey mask. he started walking down the road.......
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just then he was hit by a speeding bus, driven by a...
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former SUV owner who had decided you can never have too big a vehicle for getting groceries, especially while the price of diesel was low ....
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after the misunderstood invasion of Iraq.
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this former SUV driver was also a trophy wife who couldn't drive and didn't even know how to pump her own gas (true story) but on the bright side she had really big...
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rims which made her car all bling-blinghity! But then the rims got...Originally Posted by mechanixfetch
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Caught in the sun light and the reflected brightly into the eyes of a lawyer driving his S600 while talking on his cell phone, drinking his morning coffee, completing an appeal document, tying his tie just right and reflecting on how lawyers were god's gift to himanity
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Which caused the lawyer to swerve out of control and destoy the SUV lovers car. Suddenly...
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the Swedish womens nude volleyball team arrived in a heavily riced Hummer.
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And started shooting volleyballs out of specially made volleyball bazookas.
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