but of course the volley balls didnt do any damage as everyone on the street were dumbstruck looking at the women
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but of course the volley balls didnt do any damage as everyone on the street were dumbstruck looking at the women
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The swedish volleyball team was headed by a girl called Linda, who would bounce about ordering her team to hose her down because she was so hot.... then, out of nowhere, the laywer began his own crusade: the "BAN SWEDISH VOLLEYBALL QUEST". he was killed in a mass riot of opposition.....
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when all of a sudden, Mr.Bean pulls up in his McLaren F1 again, but this time he had converted it into a limousine.
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but it turns out it was a clone of Mr. Beans becuase he died of mad cow disease in UCP saga 1. Suddenly...Originally Posted by Batmobile_Turbo
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A huge army of Mr Bean clones pull up in hundreds of cloned Mclaren F1's and start going mental because there was some mud on their shoes. So...
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they muttered to themselves "always park in the mud, don't we", before revving there engines and driving off to attempt a mass Mclaren massacre....
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it turned out that the Mr.Beans had been cloned using a little of the very potent Evil Kenivel gene, so they all went to the rockies for some cliff jumping...
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A day or so later, a major performance car insurance company went bust due to the enourmous sum of compensation they had to pay to the Bean Clones. Having had his old job blown to bits, the Chief Clerk...
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"We used to come down, doing about 180mph. We take off over the bridge and change down to 4th gear in the air. Go through the righthander with the car drifting, and let it swing out through the lefthander and then slide out to the wall, where we simply stopped it with a flick of the wrists"
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decides to kill all of the chocolate plants in the world, "hey everyone loves chocolate he thought".....
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The EU was alerted, and a flight of 10 Eurofighters flew in to drop a salvo of chocolate bombs (with a soft, minty centre) on the deranged clerk...
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"We used to come down, doing about 180mph. We take off over the bridge and change down to 4th gear in the air. Go through the righthander with the car drifting, and let it swing out through the lefthander and then slide out to the wall, where we simply stopped it with a flick of the wrists"
-Vic Elford, on Maison Blanche in a Porsche 917
UCP's Most Hardcore Armchair BTCC Fan & Anthony Reid Supporter
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But unfortunately 18 years of developement wasnt enough to perfect the avionics system and the Eurofighter was seen to be another lemon in the same mould as the Tornado. As a result the chocolote bombs missed their target and caused heavy "collateral" damage to the Bean clones who were standing by watching the show with the CNN reporters.
"A string is approximately nine long."
Egg Nogg 02-04-2005, 05:07 AM
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The CNN reporters suddenly got tacked by swarms of retarded tabloid reporters. The CNN reporters got up, and signalled a fight with the tabloid reporters. The leader of the tabloid reporters got up and....
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started bitching about how CNN tried to steal all the good stories from the Tabloid reporters. this scene made the front page of the inquirer the next day....
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but the inquirer had been taken over by the clone Mr.Beans and was trying to sell McLaren F1s for 250 pounds, this was because the clone Mr.Beans also had the evil gene and were trying to cause a fatal crash of the worlds economy...
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The Mclarens sold so well it propped up the economy of the world, eventually everyone had owned a mclaren F1 at least once in their lifetime. The Beanies then decided to unleash there virus which was inserted into cute little teddy bears.......
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