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  1. 07-29-2006, 12:41 AM #1
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    The Stupid Disease (Case: Pencil in Man)

    The Stupid Disease - This disease is very common. While people claim the Bird Flu will kill the human race, I find it more likely to be killed off by this. The causes are currently unknown. Some are immune due to a knack of an actual brain. The disease can be contageous in groups, and can happen anywhere. The only cure is to actually learn something (This usually happens after the incident).

    Why did I write this? Because every year, stupider and stupider things show up. See this.
    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html

    Man feels the need to stick pencil in his "man"-hood.
    No comments from me.
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    ummmm...

    the man never heard of viagra but yet he thought of putting a pencil in his "man-hood"

    ummmmm....

    yeah, no comment
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    The guy is a genius.
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    ooooooouuuuuuch
    ignorance is NOT bliss
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    how is he supposed to urinate with a pencil in his urethra? if he somehow does, wouldn't it come out spraying in all directions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gt4forever
    how is he supposed to urinate with a pencil in his urethra? if he somehow does, wouldn't it come out spraying in all directions?
    It'd be like a pretty fountain!!

    If you want to see some real stupidity at work...

    http://www.darwinawards.com/

    Absolute gold, some of it. Such as the guy who answered the phone in the night and instead shot himself in the head with his .44 Magnum...
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    ^ or the guys playing russian roullete with a semi-automatic
    .. or the fisherman who used a power line to kill fish in the river, and then electrocuted himself because he waded in to collect the fish but forgot to take the cables out... etc etc
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    My favorite

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    This one has to cap a lot of them...

    http://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1998-11.html
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    ^naw he just slipped a decimal point when calculatiing bouyancy forces, it could happen to anyone
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    stupidity will kill us all!
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    ok ok ok

    How did the mathmatician solve his erectile problems?

    With a pencil

    new life into an old joke
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    i like the darwin award winner who felt the need to decapitate himself with a chainsaw to prove his manhood.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofthering
    i like the darwin award winner who felt the need to decapitate himself with a chainsaw to prove his manhood.
    That made me feel ill...
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