Castros Army

[nitrontons]

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in.The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.The bartender serves him,the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says,"Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says,"Excuse me,Castro's Army." The bartender says,"Alright then" and the man leaves.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in.The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.The bartender serves him,the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.
The bartender says,"Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says,"Excuse me,Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.

The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says,"Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says,"Hey where is your big black beard?"
The Scotsman thinks quickly.He lifts his Kilt and says,"Secret Service!"

[baddabang]

So what cars are we comparing?

[coolieman1220]

u need better jokes

[Kooper]

Found it quite funny actually, but yeah, what cars are being compared here?

[Rockefella]

Ok, I've spent 5 minutes deleting all of those links placed on the punctuation to the websites.. being the weirdest case of spam I've ever seen. If it happens again I'll delete the post, or ban you temporarily.