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    bags for your balls

    the engineers in bmw are really pushing the envelope ,air bags for testicles,
    what will they think of next?




    http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadge...bag-178217.php
    Last edited by kigango123; 08-24-2006 at 06:02 PM.
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    It's a Yamaha.... and come on, don't you want your balls protected when you hit an inconviently placed metal pole?
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofthering
    It's a Yamaha.... and come on, don't you want your balls protected when you hit an inconviently placed metal pole?

    i sure would. and in all seriousness, for a cruiser thats a good addition
    You can call me scott.

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    That's brilliant!

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    seems kinda weird though, one might mistake your fatal accident as public masturbation, and besides i like the 250 cc roar being felt in my manhood not muffled by polyester bags

    also they would be more functional on a street bike rather than a cruiser
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    Quote Originally Posted by kigango123
    i like the 250 cc being felt in my manhood
    You do, do you? Well maybe after you've crashed and that engine is actually in your manhood, you'll change your mind.

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    think about it, a 30 year old man(I'm not 30) moaning and groaning in excrutiating pain with an airbag placed conveniently between his legs. either i have an over active imagination or thats a bad image.

    and in all actuality, statistic say that the rider is most likely to be thrown of a bike in such an accident. so if you ask me, they better stick with putting radios in cruisers, rather than non working airbags. if you want protection try a real motocycle airbag, they have been in circulation for about 8 years now
    and are much more effective than the above.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kigango123
    think about it, a 30 year old man(I'm not 30) moaning and groaning in excrutiating pain with an airbag placed conveniently between his legs.
    And he wont be moaning when his crotch is literally torn off by the fuel tank?

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    Thank god that there are people that car actually care for our balls. My only concern is when the airbag deploys, would it smack the balls in horrid pain!
    I'm a real boy!

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    Great idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kigango123

    and in all actuality, statistic say that the rider is most likely to be thrown of a bike in such an accident. so if you ask me, they better stick with putting radios in cruisers, rather than non working airbags. if you want protection try a real motocycle airbag, they have been in circulation for about 8 years now
    and are much more effective than the above.
    yes the rider would still be thrown, but id rather bounce of that, then into the bike. as said before.
    You can call me scott.

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    There goes my kids

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    Well to tell you the truth my girlfriend kicked me in my manhood when she thought I was cheating on her.and I wish I had those airbags then(or a bag of ice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by sicilian973-2
    Well to tell you the truth my girlfriend kicked me in my manhood when she thought I was cheating on her.
    And you weren't? I hope she repaid you in full for a mistake like that.

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    I wasn't cheeting @ all.lets sAy I was compensated(wink wink)

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