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... and if I recall rightly, you're 4ft 10, right?
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this means that by rights i am retarded.
...i should have guessed
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Thats explains a lot, my parents poor diet for me as a youngster has ruined my life. Better start wearing high heels to work
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are either of you're parents short? mine are, which is probably why i'm small... that and i never ate much at all when i was younger...Originally Posted by charged
Thats explains a lot, my parents poor diet for me as a youngster has ruined my life. Better start wearing high heels to work
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Ha both my parents are short 5 8" ish and yet i'm 6 1"
and i was only a 5 pound baby doesn't make much sense but i'm not complaining.
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thats still short
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If this was really true, David Hasselhoff should be at least 12 feet!
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Well that is true, they always film him like they did with that dwarf from Lord Of The Rings.
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Ah that's why his pants are always so tight; they don't make them any larger.
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The Dutch should be ruling the world if thats the case
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We are already ruling this forum, is that ok too?
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Wrong. The Aussies do
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If that was true, UCP would be gone as all the advertising revenue would go towards beer money
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where do you think it is going now?
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