Help with women!!

[Roy Visser]

tell them you know me, and chicks will melt in your arms


only works in Europe, America and some parts of Russia though

[:Exige:]

tell them you know me, and chicks will melt in your arms


only works in Europe, America and some parts of Russia though

Wow - it worked, but one of the girls asked for her virginity back. I roundhouse kicked her in the face.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Wow - it worked, but one of the girls asked for her virginity back. I roundhouse kicked her in the face.

BREAKING NEWS, GUYS!

Chuck Norris lives here!

[Turbo.Jenkens]

Dont aim to high there are plenty of fat or ugly chics that are more desperate than you. If all else fails buy a whore. Its cheeper in the long run.

[:Exige:]

BREAKING NEWS, GUYS!

Chuck Norris lives here!

No - if i was Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick would've come before the sex

[blingbling]

To you maybe.

Okay buddy, if Sigmund Freud couldn't find the answer, I'm sure your comparitively dimunitive mind has no chance.

[john14]

"Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" is the name of a book about the differences between men and women. You might want to read this book (if you can somehow purchase the book or borrow the book). You'll learn a lot about women from reading this book. Try eBay.

Also, as Homer Simpsons says... when it to comes compliments...women are like blood sucking monsters... always wanting more.. MORE MORE. and when you give it to them you will usually get something in return. So use the good old compliments when you are speaking to a girl or a young women you like.

[:Exige:]

Okay buddy, if Sigmund Freud couldn't find the answer, I'm sure your comparitively dimunitive mind has no chance.

Err ... well that makes me a bigger genius than Sigmund then. As your name suggests, you're a wannabe gangster. Girls laugh at people like you. That's why you find it so hard to get girls

[jorismo]

Just get out and be yourself... If you see a girl you like make sure she notices you and show her your intrest. Then go to her and chat a bit with her (make sure you make her laugh!!!). If she likes you she will get closer to you and then it should be a piece of cake to get her number (or get her home with you).

And if you're really desperate get in the army, become an officer and walk around in your uniform all day... Chicks love guys in uniform...

Over here I get loads of girls by just wearing my trainingsuit from my waterpolo club. You truly have no idea what it does to girls if they find out you play at a very high level.

BTW: 1-0 for :Exige:

[blingbling]

Err ... well that makes me a bigger genius than Sigmund then. As your name suggests, you're a wannabe gangster. Girls laugh at people like you. That's why you find it so hard to get girls

Your presumptious demeanor and... sheer ignorance is just shocking. Wow.

[h00t_h00t]

I think he's right though.

[:Exige:]

Your presumptious demeanor and... sheer ignorance is just shocking. Wow.

Learnt some new words did we? Shame that they do not relate to this situation is any way

[Quiggs]

Buy a Porsche. Start a rock band. Get some scars. Chicks dig scars.

[brandisher]

YES! I got scars! but for being dumb, playing around with knives and cut myself, my friend got it worst he stabbed himself in his left thigh. He was lucky he didn't cut off his manly hood.

Yesterday I was taking to this HOT chick before class started and she kept putting her hand on my lap , I got her number and we are going out tomorrow because she has a test today.

I will post how well the date goes tomorrow

[Quiggs]

Problem solved.