What a dumbass!

[crisis]

I always carry a spare set in my glove box. I don't know where they came from, but they have been already for quite a long time. I don't wear long Johns during the summer, so I can't use them.

I now assume you mean pantyhose. I will also assume you keep them in the glove box for those opportunistic bank jobs that may arise from time to time. I would consider this a more respectable use than any thing else that crosses my mind. Unless you are an English politician or member of the aristocracy.

[henk4]

I will also assume you keep them in the glove box for those opportunistic bank jobs that may arise from time to time..

Correct, it would be a shame if your get away car has to stop because of a broken fanbelt. Fortunately in Holland we have no English politicians, and we are too poor to have an aristocracy.