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Thread: and we thought the HOFF was bad, how about Seagal

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    and we thought the HOFF was bad, how about Seagal

    latest album from Steven Seagal & Thunderbox: Mojo Priest
    1. Somewhere in Between
    2. Love Doctor
    3. Dark Angel
    4. Gunfire In The Juke Joint
    5. My Time Is Numbered
    6. Alligator Ass
    7. BBQ
    8. Hoochie Coochie Man
    9. Talk To My Ass
    10. Dust My Broom
    11. Slow Boat To China
    12. She Dat Pretty
    13. Little Red Rooster
    14. Shake
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    lyrics for "Talk To My Ass"

    I woke up this mornin’ and I asked my baby to fix me some scrambled eggs
    I woke up this mornin’ and I asked my baby to fix me some scrambled eggs
    Well she looked at me kinda surprised
    And she said baby, you got your own two pair a legs

    I went to bed last night, I tried to give my baby some love
    I went to bed last night, I tried to give my baby some love
    Well she looked at me kinda surprised and she said
    Baby you got your own two pair a hands
    but you ain't got no glove

    Chorus

    But thank you
    for reminding me I got my own two pair of legs oh and thank you
    for reminding me I got my own two hands but it seem like I got a new set of plans
    I cant have no compromise
    I hate to break it to you
    but I got my own two pair a eyes

    I went down to see my mama
    and I told my mama my situation
    she said son it sound like you need some excavation in your habitation
    she said love goin’ to have to have some give and take
    if you can’t have that you gonna have nothing but heart break

    I went back home last night
    I told my baby to get on up the road

    Well she looked at me kinda surprised
    Suddenly she not so cold
    I told her I cant have no more sass
    and from now on she can talk to my ass
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    i feel ashamed that i actually found this: http://www.stevenseagal.com/
    and ooooohhh, he's coming to Casino Rama (2hrs away)
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    fat elvis lookalike anyone?
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    Hoff is still worse.

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    Steven Seagal is one hell of an actor!
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    I really like his music tbh. Hoff doesn't even come near him. He has a pretty cool voice. You also have to listen to it Lyrics alone don't tell anything about the music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagonda
    I really like his music tbh. Hoff doesn't even come near him. He has a pretty cool voice. You also have to listen to it Lyrics alone don't tell anything about the music.
    I agree he isnt too bad the music sounds a bit too old-fashioned,but the voice isnt too bad. Britney´s voice is 3x worse

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    I'm watching reruns of Knight Rider right now, and Segal ain't got nothin' on der Uber-Hoff...
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs
    I'm watching reruns of Knight Rider right now, and Segal ain't got nothin' on der Uber-Hoff...
    The pony tail totally kills his badass image
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Ponytail = girl.
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    I don't think I can take him seriously as a musician, no matter how hard I try.

    ...come to think of it, I don't think I can as an actor either.
    i was waiting on a moment, but the moment never came. all the billion other moments, were just slipping all away. i must have been tripping, we're just slipping all away. just ego tripping.

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    In his entire career he has been hit twice and killed once (but only by technicality).
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    One of my close friends went to one of his concerts when he was in town (mostly as a joke), and he tried hit on her after the show. He's apperently a pretty lame gross old guy.

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    I hate segal anyway..........
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