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    World's best computer hacker

    This has been around many different sites, might as well post it up here for a laugh. Behold: World's best computer hacker, true story told in first person by the original poster himself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IRC log
    * checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    * checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <checker > why do you kick me
    <checker > can't you discus normally
    <checker > answer!
    <Elch> we didn't kick you
    <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * checker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    <checker > what ping man
    <checker > the timing of my pc is right
    <checker > i even have dst
    <checker > you banned me
    <checker > amit it you son of a
    <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
    <HopperHunter|afk> you're stupid, DST^^
    <checker > shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
    <checker > for two weaks already
    <checker > when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
    <Elch> You're a real computer expert
    <checker > shut up i hack you
    <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
    <checker > tell me your network number man then you're dead
    <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
    <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
    <checker > in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
    <Elch> Now I'm frightened
    <checker > shut up you'll be gone
    <checker > i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
    <checker > say goodbye
    <Elch> to whom?
    <checker > to you man
    <checker > buy buy
    <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
    * checker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    "What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned."


    Quote Originally Posted by IRC log
    * checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <checker > dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
    <Metanot> lol
    <Elch> checker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
    <checker > you're so stupid man
    <checker > say buy buy
    <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
    <checker > buy buy elch
    * checker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    "There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now."

    Quote Originally Posted by IRC log
    * checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <checker > elch you son of a
    <Metanot> checker how old are you?
    <Elch> What's up checker?
    <checker > you have a frie wal
    <checker > fire wall
    <Elch> maybe, i don't know
    <checker > i'm 26
    <Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
    <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
    <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
    <checker > because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
    <checker > be a man turn that off
    <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
    <checker > thn my virus destroys your pc man
    <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
    <Elch> yes checker is trying to hack me
    <Metanot> he checker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
    <checker > yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
    <Metanot> what firewall do you have?
    <checker > like a girl
    <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
    <He> give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
    <checker > turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
    <Elch> Noo
    <Metanot> he checker why turn it off, you should turn it off
    <checker > you're afraid
    <checker > i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
    <checker > elch turn off your wall!
    <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
    <checker > shut up
    <Metanot> lol
    <checker > my grandma surfs with fire wall
    <checker > and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall
    "He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router."

    Quote Originally Posted by IRC log
    <Elch> checker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
    <Metanot> hacker can't hack
    <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
    <checker > wort man
    <Elch> checker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
    <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
    <checker > man do you want a virus
    <checker > tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
    <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
    <Elch> 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> it's easy
    <checker > lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
    <checker > and are the first files being deleted
    <Elch> mom...
    <Elch> i'll take a look
    "In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?"

    Quote Originally Posted by IRC log
    <checker > don't need to rescue you can't son of a
    <Elch> that's bad
    <checker > elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
    <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
    <checker > and in 20 seconds f: is gone
    "Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. checker was comforting me with a music tip."

    Quote Originally Posted by IRC log
    <checker > tupac rules
    <checker > elch you son of a your f: is gone and e: too
    "Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

    Or isn't it happening on my computer?"

    Quote Originally Posted by IRC log
    <checker > and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
    <He> why doesn't meta say anything
    <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
    <Black<TdV>> ^^
    <checker > your d: is gone
    <He> go on
    "Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?"

    Quote Originally Posted by IRC log
    * checker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    "Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time."
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    there aint no place like 127.0.0.1

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    Thats too funny
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    So SO old, but funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NuclearCrap
    This has been around many different sites, might as well post it up here for a laugh. Behold: World's best computer hacker, true story told in first person by the original poster himself.
    __________________________________________________ ___________



    "What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned."




    "There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now."



    "He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router."



    "In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?"



    "Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. checker was comforting me with a music tip."



    "Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

    Or isn't it happening on my computer?"



    "Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?"



    "Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "checker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time."
    He is one of the stupidest hackers I've heard of. LOL
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    what a n00b
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    That was hilarious. I love overly stupid people. Took too long to read it all though, oh well.
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