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  1. 01-13-2007, 04:07 AM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by nota
    http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm
    That page made me laugh out loud.
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  2. 01-13-2007, 04:10 AM #92
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    How is water turned into wine...
    or was it just champagne in the first place?
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  3. 01-13-2007, 04:17 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach
    How is water turned into wine...
    or was it just champagne in the first place?
    With some yeast and grapes?
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    The answer to this question can be found in South Parks "Super Best Friends" episode.

    <JESUS> Ok....Now Turn around....</JESUS>
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    Quote Originally Posted by nota
    http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm
    Hilarious!!!
    If you are content to follow the trends of society, you will forever be a slave to it.
    If you forge your own path and start your own trends, society will follow you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pando
    With some yeast and grapes?
    Its a miracle!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nota
    http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm
    haha, so true.
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    is this then valid?
    http://www.totse.com/en/religion/mis...isl173306.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by jediali
    is this then valid?
    http://www.totse.com/en/religion/mis...isl173306.html
    It's from totse.com, IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
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    Damn, Noah's Ark must have been really f***ing big to have Gigantosaurs and all of them dinos on it . Just wonder what the Church thinks of dinosaurs, no offense to Christians.
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    <JESUS> Ok....Now Turn around....</JESUS>
    Meaning...????
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  12. 01-14-2007, 08:51 PM #102
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    If you've seen that South Park episode you'll get it
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...
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    You should really see the whole episode, but here's a clip from it...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN_Pj...elated&search=
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  14. 01-15-2007, 02:01 AM #104
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    I cant stand it when people try and convince people they're right - I don't mind people's opinions...by all means, get it off your chest - but remember, not everyone has to agree with you. In that respect, fundimentalist christians and hardcore atheists are one and the same.

    I too find it difficult to take the bible seriously - just read Revelations....its like the author was on LSD.....however, the bible isn't without merit either - all that stuff about being kind is pretty hard to argue with...

    Perhaps in a few millenia, science will have answers to everything, and myth/religion will be a distant memory. Until then, I'm not writing God off completely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty_Burns
    however, the bible isn't without merit either - all that stuff about being kind is pretty hard to argue with...
    Sure, but being kind does not require a god in particular, or a religion in general.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

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