Didn't know this was a race.Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6
Hey, the women to cars comparison works... and you know itjust quit while you're ahead, Hugo
The comparison works only on jump-starts. From then on it's bs.
Yes
No
Still not sure..
The Special One
Didn't know this was a race.Hey, the women to cars comparison works... and you know it
The comparison works only on jump-starts. From then on it's bs.
Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
Fanatic
It is now. And you'd better believe it. *presses NOS button*Didn't know this was a race.
The comparison works only on jump-starts. From then on it's bs.
Not so! The Seat Tango's rear, for example, was inspired by a naked woman's arse. And for the same argument here, I wouldn't go out with a girl who had a face which looked like someone had set fire to it and put it out with a chain just because she was amazing in bed (Ferrari 599).
The Special One
That's a fat ass!!!!
Looks are overrated.
Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
Fanatic
I thought that was kind of curvy and gorgeousThat's a fat ass!!!!
AH! RIGHT THERE! PROPORTIONS ARE NOT OBJECTIVE!
Only the 'cosmetically challenged' people believe thatLooks are overrated."It doesn't matter what someone looks like, because you might fall in love with who they are..."
Got news for you, sunshine
The Special One
Are you telling me she's good in bed? How do you know?Got news for you, sunshine
Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
Furniture
this bounced around in my head for a little while, and came out that italian cars have moustaches and german cars are gruff and butch
i think i need to go to bed..
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
The Special One
You do.
Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
Enthusiast
Saw it tonight with good lighting for the 1st time and it is magnificent. Even the pentagram wheels that looked really bad in the pics worked wonderfully with the lines
Chief of Secret Police and CFO - Brotherhood of Jelly
No Mr. Craig, I expect you to die! On the inside. Of heartbreak. You emo bitch
Super Moderator
Sams point of view on "nice and curvy" womans ass is a bit biased...
I got this pic from him of his girlfriends ass
Enthusiast
Does that pic qualify as banning material?Sams point of view on "nice and curvy" womans ass is a bit biased...
I got this pic from him of his girlfriends ass
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The Special One
Maybe it's a tiny chair.I got this pic from him of his girlfriends ass
Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
Super Moderator
It's a bit harsh to ban him because of his girlfriend ass don't you think??Does that pic qualify as banning material?
and edit to McMuffin: it's as wide as your dinnertable...
Fanatic
I'm killing this thread.
[O o)O=\x/=O(o O]
The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.
Patrick says:
dads is too long so it wont fit
so i took hers out
and put mine in
The Special One
No, because it's considered an aesthetical crime.
Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.
Enthusiast
Just need to state I was joking, just incase others didn't catch on (
And Quiggs, WHY?!?!
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