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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    But still what?
    Until you manage to convince us completely, some members won't believe a word you type on this forum.
    I'm sure you know the 6speed scenario by now. I don't take a single one of his words seriously.
    How am I going to do that? I'm going to do Mr. Tiv's idea and take a picture of myself with the Audi and a lump of cheese.. when it gets back...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waugh-terfall
    How am I going to do that? I'm going to do Mr. Tiv's idea and take a picture of myself with the Audi and a lump of cheese.. when it gets back...
    The lump of cheese has to be Gouda. Because I said so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by derekthetree
    I'm still undecided about Vaigra for example...


    I'm undecided about Vaigra too.
    Audi humbles Porsche. A new dawn starts today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    The lump of cheese has to be Gouda. Because I said so.
    Sorry, no can do. I only posses such cheeses as Cheddar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waugh-terfall
    Sorry, no can do. I only posses such cheeses as Cheddar
    Damn. Cheddar will do.

    But, I request you flash the 'shocker' in the picture, for good measure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    Damn. Cheddar will do.

    But, I request you flash the 'shocker' in the picture, for good measure.
    'shocker'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waugh-terfall
    'shocker'?
    Here, it's explicit stuff though.
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    The shocker is getting played out... How's about the Betty Crocker instead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra
    I'm undecided about Vaigra too.
    hmm, looks like we've got another case of bipolar disorder
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    Here, it's explicit stuff though.
    I still don't get one you mean by "flash the 'shocker'"
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    Nevermind, carry on.
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waugh-terfall
    I still don't get one you mean by "flash the 'shocker'"
    He means perform the hand gesture.

    Example 1:

    Example 2:
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    As per Mr. Tiv & Rockafella's request, here is me crouching in front of the Audi, holding a packet of Parmesan Cheese whilst flashing the 'shocker'...

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    That's dedication. I would have told myself to f*ck off. I'm impressed.
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    HA HA HA

    Ive just come across this thread and its prob the funniest thing Ive read in a while, although gonna try and hunt down the 6speed one as well....

    Proof beyond a reasonable doubt... enter Mr Chappelle.......
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