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Thread: UCP Nominations (2006) - Jail

  1. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zytek_Fan
    Who lives in St Louis? (recently named the most dangerous city in the US)
    Only because New Orleans chose to quit sending in crime statistics.
    An it harm none, do as ye will

    Approximately 79% of statistics are made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IWantAnAudiRS6
    I see clutch there for some reason, he might hold up his nearest Porsche dealership for a go in a 997 GT3. With his VSF there for 'bargaining' material.
    if i'm going to jail, it wouldn't be for anything less than a GT3 RS
    wait... the dealership gets their first one in a few days..

    i'll be right back.
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter Melissen
    McReis for cutting someone's ear off.
    Wow, I just got this joke now, after seeing this post like 3 times.

    +1
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    Wow, I just got this joke now, after seeing this post like 3 times.

    +1
    Please enlighten us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynumfiv
    Please enlighten us.
    I'm an hairdresser for god's sake! I own a Miata.
    The giant guy in charge here, somehow thinks a MR2 is a car that shouts out "testosterone!".
    Last edited by McReis; 11-15-2006 at 03:29 AM.
    Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockefella
    Wow, I just got this joke now, after seeing this post like 3 times.

    +1
    You are too thick.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

    (Ted Joans)

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    Quote Originally Posted by McReis
    I'm an hairdresser for god's sake! I own a Miata.
    The giant guy in charge here, somehow thinks a MR2 is a car that shouts testosterone.
    Weakling.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

    (Ted Joans)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter Melissen
    Weakling.
    You are too weak.
    Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McReis
    Shut up punk! I'm very accurate with my scissors!
    hahaha precisely thats why your going to JAIL...
    Miscommunication seems to be a direct result of misplaced, text based sarcasm.

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