I heard a good, but cheesy pick-up line today, anyone got any funny ones?
a few:
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm Colin."
"I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away."
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I heard a good, but cheesy pick-up line today, anyone got any funny ones?
a few:
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm Colin."
"I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away."
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this one works for me and a few other BOJ-ers
"nice shoes, wana f*ck?"
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You even have to say that anymore?Originally Posted by whiteballz
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As he said, he uses it on other BOJ members.
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"does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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Hook line and sink'er
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All equally useless
btw what is BOJ?
it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha
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Best I've heard yet.
For Great Justice.
We'd tell you but we'd have to kill you.
Whats wrong with a "g'day, I'm <INSERT NAME>, can i get you a drink?"
People work too hard, no wonder the ladies love me.
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Useless? Never. Works great with kids. Gullable
My daddy and step mother gave me a great tip before secondary school. 'Was your father a thief? He mustve stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.'
Never fails to disappoint.
All about the t-tops
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I seem to have lost my phone number...can I have your's?
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2011 BMW 328i Coupe
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Somebody call the cops, 'cause you've just stolen my heart.
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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that can be changed depending on your intended target to:
'i lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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Brotherhood of Jelly.All equally useless
btw what is BOJ?
Your unknowingness insults us
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what's that down your pants?? Oh it's me
They say you are what you eat, By the morning i plan too be you.
"Just a matter of time i suppose"
"The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"
"I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
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