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  1. #31
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    Already posted these in the jokes thread - http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum...&postcount=988
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    "Hey I couldn't help noticing you from acroos the room. I know it's a little early, seeing I don't know you, but I was wondering if you'd like to come back to my place? Maybe I could pour some wine, and we could just sit and talk. Then I could make a nice dinner, and we could enjoy it and enjoy each others opinions. Then I could pour you more wine, and then we could f**k.
    The ability for outward expression is dependent on substance...

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteballz
    this one works for me and a few other BOJ-ers

    "nice shoes, wana f*ck?"
    i love it,,,,!!!! best-one so far!! LOL!
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    'Hi'

    lol, I've never used pick-up lines, I just talk random stuff...
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    I don't know that many but here are some that I do know:

    Lets play "Titanic" when I say 'iceberg' you go down.

    You: Can I tak your picture?
    Guy/Girl: What for?
    You: So I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas

    Are you Jamacian? 'Cuz you're Ja-makin' me CRAZY!

    Your name must be McDonalds 'cuz I'm lovin' it!

    Nice shirt. Think I can talk you out of it?

    Are you moroccan? Cuz you are Ma-rockin' my world!

    Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my dairy again?

    My name is Sam but you can call me anytime!

    I have changed my name to fun. Wanna have some of me?

    I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

    I'm sorry did u just wink at me or was that something in your eye?

    So where do you hide your wings angel baby?

    If looks could kill you'd be on America's Most Wanted

    Are you religous, 'cuz you're the awnser to my prayers

    If I were to let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

    If you were one of the seven dwarfs I'd have to call you "Sexy"

    Finally! Someone good enough for me!

    No, I'm not pointing the remote the wrong way, I'm trying to turn you on!

    If we were at McDonalds you'd be my McCutie

    Your name is _____? Oh so I can call you _____? Great, what time?

    Ever made out with Pop Rocks before?

    I feel a little off today, mind turning me on?

    Think about it: If you take me home, I won't have to stalk you. Isn't that easy?

    You like my voice? You should hear my phone number

    Lets make like two candles and go out.

    Is it your birthday yet? 'Cause you need a spankin'

    You want me? Yeah, so do 47 states.

    Are you a pirate? 'Cuz I'm digging your chest!

    I'm like Secret - Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

    Can I have your phone number so my roommates know where to reach me in the morning?

    You're the best thing since lip gloss!

    Hey I'm free for you and cheap for them so what are you waiting for?

    Are you checking me out or just reading my shirt?

    Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

    Oh, I'm sorry I thought that name tag was Braille.

    Do you like bacon? You do? Wanna strip?

    Excuse me I think you have my rib

    Do you have a shovel in your pocket, 'cuz I'm diggin' that ass.

    Do you wash your pants with Windex? 'Cause I can really see myself in them

    Are are from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten-I-see

    Romeo would of ditched her for you

    If you were a public toliet you'd be a porta-hottie

    Damnit, I had the best pick-up line but you smiled at me on the way over here and made me forget it.

    Are you Dr. Pepper because you make the world taste better

    Wanna go fog up the windows in my car?

    Are your pants felt? Do you want them to be?

    Pick a number between 1 and 10. Nope you guessed wrong now you have to kiss me

    I've had my shots!

    I'll only take out my retainers only for you

    I'll pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast

    Hey, does my milkshake bring you to the yard

    I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6speed
    "Hey I couldn't help noticing you from acroos the room. I know it's a little early, seeing I don't know you, but I was wondering if you'd like to come back to my place? Maybe I could pour some wine, and we could just sit and talk. Then I could make a nice dinner, and we could enjoy it and enjoy each others opinions. Then I could pour you more wine, and then we could f**k.
    You suck. Plain and simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnynumfiv
    You suck. Plain and simple.
    The truth, and nothing but the truth..

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    HEHE, I just used the 'can i take your pic...... so i can show...' one on my ex girlfriend
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    "Hey Quiggs' mom. Let's go make another kid."
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    HAHAHA, Classic Rocke...

    My ex ruined it, I said "Vicky, can I take you picture??" and she said, "you know i hate my pic being taken, so, no"

    GOD DAMNIT!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ADRENALINE
    Wasn't that the secret line from the movie "The Wog Boy"?
    Yes he stole it from me copyright
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    Rocke: "Hey, you want some candy little girl?"
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs
    Rocke: "Hey, you want some candy little girl?"
    True.
    Rockefella says:
    pat's sister is hawt
    David Fiset says:
    so is mine
    David Fiset says:
    do want

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiggs
    Rocke: "Hey, you want some candy little girl?"
    Good comeback
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    "Get in my van I have candies!"

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