Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.
It's simple but effective.
Note - This pick-up line does not work
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.
It's simple but effective.
Note - This pick-up line does not work
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i should think that would largely depend on the circumstancesOriginally Posted by john14
Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."
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sigh... even the shittiest lines will work on hookers.i should think that would largely depend on the circumstances
I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.
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"I hate Pick-up lines, that's why I drive a sportscar, wanna go cruisin'?"
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LOL, funny though that may have an opposite effect.
Then again, it does depend on the girl.
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2011 BMW 328i Coupe
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I thought it was
"Nice shoes, how'd you like to see them in my rear-view mirror?"
I am the Stig
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AFter the eyecontact:
"heeey,whatsup !?!. Ill introduce myself,I am S. " or
"Heey, got a light for me ?? By the way I am S."
Usually a response follows and a greeting hug or something. Then the real onslaught on your wallet starts
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"Wanna ride my scooter? By the way I'm S."AFter the eyecontact:
"heeey,whatsup !?!. Ill introduce myself,I am S. " or
"Heey, got a light for me ?? By the way I am S."
Usually a response follows and a greeting hug or something. Then the real onslaught on your wallet starts
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Sup guys, i got some
I must be lost in the woods, because i think i see a fox!
Does your daddy work for snapple? because your made from the best stuff on earth
The word of the day is legs, lets go back to your house and spread the word
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Hookers lines... Hi $100Done deal.
"Just a matter of time i suppose"
"The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"
"I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
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^^ Slick talks from experience.
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Once you go hooker, You never need too looker
Me and Hugh grant chat all the time
"Just a matter of time i suppose"
"The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"
"I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"
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Wasn't that the secret line from the movie "The Wog Boy"?They say you are what you eat, By the morning i plan too be you
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I use this one, hasn't failed me yet.
"lets go."
John says:
so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
i'm afraid to fap
cause i got it on my hands
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"Wanna dance?" has always worked pretty well for me.
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