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    Pick-up lines

    I heard a good, but cheesy pick-up line today, anyone got any funny ones?

    a few:
    "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm Colin."
    "I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away."

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    this one works for me and a few other BOJ-ers

    "nice shoes, wana f*ck?"
    Weekly Quote -

    Dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteballz
    this one works for me and a few other BOJ-ers

    "nice shoes, wana f*ck?"
    You even have to say that anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spastik_Roach
    You even have to say that anymore?
    As he said, he uses it on other BOJ members.

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    "does this rag smell like chloroform?"
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    "does this rag smell like chloroform?"
    Hook line and sink'er

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    All equally useless

    btw what is BOJ?
    it was actually me who killed vasilli zaitsev, heinz thorwald, carlos hatchcock, and simo hayha

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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    "does this rag smell like chloroform?"
    Best I've heard yet.

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    We'd tell you but we'd have to kill you.

    Whats wrong with a "g'day, I'm <INSERT NAME>, can i get you a drink?"

    People work too hard, no wonder the ladies love me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    "does this rag smell like chloroform?"
    Useless? Never. Works great with kids. Gullable

    My daddy and step mother gave me a great tip before secondary school. 'Was your father a thief? He mustve stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.'
    Never fails to disappoint.
    All about the t-tops

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    I seem to have lost my phone number...can I have your's?
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    Somebody call the cops, 'cause you've just stolen my heart.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F1_Master
    I seem to have lost my phone number...can I have your's?
    that can be changed depending on your intended target to:
    'i lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
    Andreas Preuninger, Manager of Porsche High Performance Cars: "Grandmas can use paddles. They aren't challenging."

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    Quote Originally Posted by blingbling
    All equally useless

    btw what is BOJ?
    Brotherhood of Jelly.

    Your unknowingness insults us

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    what's that down your pants?? Oh it's me

    They say you are what you eat, By the morning i plan too be you.
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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