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    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.

    It's simple but effective.

    Note - This pick-up line does not work
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    Quote Originally Posted by john14
    Note - This pick-up line does not work
    i should think that would largely depend on the circumstances
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    i should think that would largely depend on the circumstances
    sigh... even the shittiest lines will work on hookers.
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    "I hate Pick-up lines, that's why I drive a sportscar, wanna go cruisin'?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey
    that can be changed depending on your intended target to:
    'i lost my virginity, can i have yours?"
    LOL, funny though that may have an opposite effect.

    Then again, it does depend on the girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteballz
    this one works for me and a few other BOJ-ers

    "nice shoes, wana f*ck?"
    I thought it was

    "Nice shoes, how'd you like to see them in my rear-view mirror?"
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    AFter the eyecontact:

    "heeey,whatsup !?!. Ill introduce myself,I am S. " or
    "Heey, got a light for me ?? By the way I am S."

    Usually a response follows and a greeting hug or something. Then the real onslaught on your wallet starts

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakkie
    AFter the eyecontact:

    "heeey,whatsup !?!. Ill introduce myself,I am S. " or
    "Heey, got a light for me ?? By the way I am S."

    Usually a response follows and a greeting hug or something. Then the real onslaught on your wallet starts
    "Wanna ride my scooter? By the way I'm S."

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    Sup guys, i got some

    I must be lost in the woods, because i think i see a fox!

    Does your daddy work for snapple? because your made from the best stuff on earth

    The word of the day is legs, lets go back to your house and spread the word
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingofthering
    sigh... even the shittiest lines will work on hookers.
    Hookers lines... Hi $100 Done deal.
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    ^^ Slick talks from experience.
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    Once you go hooker, You never need too looker

    Me and Hugh grant chat all the time
    "Just a matter of time i suppose"

    "The elevator is broke, So why don't you test it out"

    "I'm not trapped in here with all of you, Your all trapped in here with me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlickHolden
    They say you are what you eat, By the morning i plan too be you.
    Wasn't that the secret line from the movie "The Wog Boy"?
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    I use this one, hasn't failed me yet.

    "lets go."
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    "Wanna dance?" has always worked pretty well for me.
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