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  • Girl A

    1 2.27%
  • Girl B

    18 40.91%
  • Girl C

    3 6.82%
  • Girl from Paris

    1 2.27%
  • Find someone else...

    1 2.27%
  • Stick with porno videos

    5 11.36%
  • Got to a monastery in Tibet

    7 15.91%
  • Focus on the house engineering career

    3 6.82%
  • Focus on the photography career

    0 0%
  • Build a harem

    5 11.36%
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  1. #31
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    Using the basic thinkwise of every (non homosexual) man, and his behaviour, its easy to help you with your choice.
    - Men always exaggerate, if they say they have 200hp, they have almost 80hp, if they say they can lift 150kg, they can hardly benchpress 60kg and so on and on. Using this first simple man rule, you problably have 1,8485 girl adoring you. (4 girls / average man exaggeration number, or simply known as M.E.N)

    - Men are Lazy, face it, you are not going to drive 100km or to paris for a girl. Depending on the girl ofcourse, but using the M.E.N. Index the girl 100km from you isnt very goodlooking, but basicly looking. Looking means she is not interested in you and that she is still searching for mister right. You dont want a girl who actually doesnt want you, and waits for something better to come along, so ditch the basic income (= rich after M.E.N.) girl, who isnt actually interested. The girl from paris, you said yourself, she lives to far away. So that leaves us with -0.1515 girls.

    - Men cant count that well, so going on with -0.1515 girl, we will look at the other "candidate" The girl playing not Hard To Get. When a girl plays not hard to get, there is something wrong with her. It is unfeminine behaviour, so there must be a third leg or a missing clitoris she is not telling you about. My advice, stay away, you dont want any of that. It might be a cool gimmick in the beginning, but it always leads to putting it away in your closet (remember your transformer collection?) And the "acceptable" comment about her looks, makes me worry about her looks after M.E.N. corrections

    that already brings us at -1.00 girl. And we got the B girl left, she sounds interested, (after M.E.N.) normal looking, normal character (girls like being teased and they tease back when interested) I would go for this one, but, we still have our -1.00 girl left, which after adding girl B, you still come out on 0 girls interested in you.

    so basicly, you are either not speaking the truth, or you are a female in which case my whole logic needs to be revised
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    Best post ever (include M.E.N. here). This man knows his stuff.
    Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy.

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    Well, that certainly was refreshing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoRsChEnUt
    Using the basic thinkwise of every (non homosexual) man, and his behaviour, its easy to help you with your choice.
    - Men always exaggerate, if they say they have 200hp, they have almost 80hp, if they say they can lift 150kg, they can hardly benchpress 60kg and so on and on. Using this first simple man rule, you problably have 1,8485 girl adoring you. (4 girls / average man exaggeration number, or simply known as M.E.N)

    - Men are Lazy, face it, you are not going to drive 100km or to paris for a girl. Depending on the girl ofcourse, but using the M.E.N. Index the girl 100km from you isnt very goodlooking, but basicly looking. Looking means she is not interested in you and that she is still searching for mister right. You dont want a girl who actually doesnt want you, and waits for something better to come along, so ditch the basic income (= rich after M.E.N.) girl, who isnt actually interested. The girl from paris, you said yourself, she lives to far away. So that leaves us with -0.1515 girls.

    - Men cant count that well, so going on with -0.1515 girl, we will look at the other "candidate" The girl playing not Hard To Get. When a girl plays not hard to get, there is something wrong with her. It is unfeminine behaviour, so there must be a third leg or a missing clitoris she is not telling you about. My advice, stay away, you dont want any of that. It might be a cool gimmick in the beginning, but it always leads to putting it away in your closet (remember your transformer collection?) And the "acceptable" comment about her looks, makes me worry about her looks after M.E.N. corrections

    that already brings us at -1.00 girl. And we got the B girl left, she sounds interested, (after M.E.N.) normal looking, normal character (girls like being teased and they tease back when interested) I would go for this one, but, we still have our -1.00 girl left, which after adding girl B, you still come out on 0 girls interested in you.

    so basicly, you are either not speaking the truth, or you are a female in which case my whole logic needs to be revised
    I cant stop laughing man, atleast it will take a while from now

    I can guarantee you,without exageration the numbers are true though. To be totally honest, I was quite surprised too about the entire thing ! I couldnt have imagined this a year or so ago !

    Girls in the Uni/school building seem to always look and smile. In the elevators (point proven men are lazy) some first smile. Then talk to me and I just flirt back I cant believe what is happenign man... Im not THAT irresistible...

    I guess I should just enjoy it and dont complain though ! And but a less fall-trough bed
    Last edited by drakkie; 01-15-2007 at 06:02 AM.

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    This is the best post ever....

    At least in this century...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LotusLocost
    This is the best post ever....

    At least in this century...
    Coming from Mr 0.3 L, I am sure the calculations are very correct.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakkie
    I couldnt have imagined this a year or so ago !

    Girls in the Uni/school building seem to always look and smile. In the elevators (point proven men are lazy) some first smile. Then talk to me and I just flirt back I cant believe what is happenign man... Im not THAT irresistible...
    I told you that after healing, the surgery would have good effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McReis
    I told you that after healing, the surgery would have good effect.
    I must've been so high, that I didnt even notice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drakkie
    I must've been so high, that I didnt even notice.
    Yes your mind plays tricks on you; more often than you think.
    If you should see a man walking down a crowded street talking aloud to himself, don't run in the opposite direction, but run towards him, because he's a poet. You have nothing to fear from the poet - but the truth.

    (Ted Joans)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wouter Melissen
    Coming from Mr 0.3 L, I am sure the calculations are very correct.
    I don't have, and will never have doubts about that, Mr.20 L to much...

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    Three girls, one guy, and no option in the poll for "Buy a videocamera?" What is this world coming to...
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    sigh play em all playa!
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    I'd say the girl who lives in Paris, so that you spend your money in the french economy. Otherwise, I find the poll options profoundly pathetic. As if you tried to look funny, but didn't manage to.



    EDIT:

    Focus on the photography career
    Sorry, I missed that one. Ah yeah, that was actually funny.

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