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    The worlds dumbest person?

    I believe we have found her... in none other then US of A...

    Respresent!!!

    NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."

    It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."

    After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:

    "Which of the following is the largest?"
    A) A Peanut
    B) An Elephant
    C) The Moon
    D) Hey, who you calling large?

    Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.

    "Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."

    Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

    "Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."

    Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

    "Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."

    Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

    "Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."

    To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'

    "I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.

    Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
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    She must have done it on purpose...

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    There is no choice but to declare Idaho and its citizens banned from the United States of America. If you cannot decipher the Moon from and elephant you don't deserve it. I'm going to propose this idea to congress now with a throughly written letter, wish me luck. They voted Republican in 2004 so maybe Hillary will side with me. Even though she is a stupid tramp.
    Last edited by baddabang; 01-31-2007 at 09:44 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang
    There is no choice but to declare Idaho and its citizens banned from the United States of America. If you cannot decipher the Moon from and elephant you don't deserve it. I'm going to propose this idea to congress now with a throughly written letter, wish me luck. They voted Republican in 2004 so maybe Hillary will side with me. Even though she is a stupid tramp.
    Mabye she thought it was a trick question...like you know the elephant looks bigger...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    Mabye she thought it was a trick question...like you know the elephant looks bigger...
    But it doesn't say "which looks bigger?" it says "which of the following is the largest?" It's a pretty straight forward question in terms of mass. I suppose your right in assuming the elephant looks bigger since the moon is very far away, however this question basically relies on someones CSF to realize that:
    1. An elephant is much smaller than the moon.
    2. they don't ask trick questions because it's not really fair, and
    3. its the first question in the series and it is suppose to be EASY!!
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    This is just speculation, but I have panic attacks and one form they take is when my mind just stops functioning. I imagine that if I was on tv and knew that millions of people were watching me, the same thing might happen. The problem with this theory is that if this really was a panic attack, it's not likely to have been the first time it happened, and so why did this lady put herself into such a bad situation. I sure wouldn't...

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    It HAS to be a joke. I mean, come on... anybody can answer that question. I mean anybody. I feel bad for her. How did she manage to get there if she can't even tell if the moon is bigger than an elephant? I still can't believe it. It's very funny though.
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    that's what she said

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang
    But it doesn't say "which looks bigger?" it says "which of the following is the largest?" It's a pretty straight forward question in terms of mass. I suppose your right in assuming the elephant looks bigger since the moon is very far away, however this question basically relies on someones CSF to realize that:
    1. An elephant is much smaller than the moon.
    2. they don't ask trick questions because it's not really fair, and
    3. its the first question in the series and it is suppose to be EASY!!
    I do hope you know I was only kidding, this is just so unbelievable I had to think of an explanation. It's possible it was a big joke, but why waste the money?

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    All we need now is a video.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang
    There is no choice but to declare Idaho and its citizens banned from the United States of America. If you cannot decipher the Moon from and elephant you don't deserve it. I'm going to propose this idea to congress now with a throughly written letter, wish me luck. They voted Republican in 2004 so maybe Hillary will side with me. Even though she is a stupid tramp.
    ****.

    I live in Idaho...but I am very intelligent

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    No, the world's dumbest person is a dead heat between George W Bush and MRDETROITMETAL for the title of 'world's dumbest person.'

    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang
    There is no choice but to declare Idaho and its citizens banned from the United States of America. If you cannot decipher the Moon from and elephant you don't deserve it. I'm going to propose this idea to congress now with a throughly written letter, wish me luck. They voted Republican in 2004 so maybe Hillary will side with me. Even though she is a stupid tramp.
    Anybody who's anybody knows that Idaho does not exist.
    The "State" Of Idaho: The Case For Open Debate
    If you would ask any schoolchild how many states there are in the United States, you will get the same answer: 50. Fifty states in the Union. It is simply an accepted "fact." If you would disagree with this supposed "fact," you would be branded insane or worse.

    However, mounting evidence shows that there are in fact only 49 states in the US, and the "state" of Idaho is a baseless myth.

    We have been trying to distribute and publish this information for over *two years*, but our scholarship has not been given any respect. We have been censored, vilified, ridiculed and spat upon by the "traditional" geographers and historians, but WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

    All we ask is that the existence of the state of Idaho be debated, as every other historical and geographic "fact" can be debated. Time after time, our opponents have refused to debate us on the FACTS. This alone should tell you something about the people who support the "existence" of this "43rd state."

    Please read the following evidence VERY CAREFULLY, and you will be astonished at the veracity of our cause.

    The Population Myth
    Do you know anybody from Idaho? Do you know anybody who knows anybody from Idaho? According to the 1990 "census," there are over one million (1,000,000, or 1 x 10^6) people living in Idaho. But if there are so many Idahoers, where are they?

    Some people have come forward and claimed that they were born and raised in "Idaho." But every single person who made this claim have been shown to be frauds and charlatans. These "Idahoan wannabes" are invariably inconsistent with each other about the size (in square miles or square kilometers) of "Idaho," about various town and village names, and even about the names of "Idaho's mighty rivers."

    The Size Farce
    According to traditional geographic sources (created entirely by people who believe in the existence of Idaho, and probably the Tooth Fairy, also) the "State" of Idaho is more than twice the size of Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Connecticut and Massachusetts combined. Isn't it strange that a state with such vast land resources has so few people? And even of you look at a map (created by the Idaho-centric cartographers) the "State" of "Idaho" is dwarfed by its much larger neighbor, Montana.

    Satellite Evidence
    Recently declassified weather satellite information, showing the entire continental United States, shows absolutely *no evidence* that there is any state where "Idaho" is supposedly located. Noted experts in the field of interpreting these pictures unanimously agree that, from outer space, it is impossible to determine the borders of this elusive "state." Yet meteorologists and cartographers routinely overlay these satellite pictures with the outline of states that would seem to indicate Idaho's existence.

    Photographic "Evidence"
    Many people, skeptical of the clear evidence that Idaho does not and never did exist, point to photographs that they've seen in encyclopedias and postcards seeming to show parts of the state of Idaho.

    It is important to note that a photograph without a caption is often meaningless. A picture of people in boats surrounded by mountains could have been taken in Colorado or Nevada, but when the holy *caption* says that this is a picture of the "Salmon River" in "Idaho," gullible readers tend to swallow this information whole *without any further examination.*

    We have examined literally hundreds of these "photographs," and the ones that are not outright fakes are all clearly taken in other parts of the nation.

    Ask The Japanese
    It is well known that Americans are woefully ignorant about geography, which is one reason why it is so easy to fake an entire state here. Not surprisingly, most of the effort to create the illusion of Idaho has been expended in the USA.

    But if you would ask a typical Japanese or French schoolchild about what he/she knows about Idaho, you will usually get a blank stare. People who are much better at geography than Americans have never heard to this "great state."

    The Potato Myth
    Any given supermarket in the United States has sacks of potatoes clearly marked "Idaho Potatoes." People make the assumption, that when they are buying these potatoes, that they were grown in the "state" of "Idaho."

    Actually, "Idaho" is a type of potato, just like "McIntosh" is a type of apple. The FACT is that many states have potato crops, as well as foreign countries, and potatoes that say "Idaho" on them are no more from Idaho than Baltimore Orioles all come from Maryland.

    So, What's There?
    Nothing. There is nothing there. We have been so brainwashed by the traditional mapmaking community to think that if Idaho doesn't exist, then there must be some sort of vacuum there instead. This is nonsense.

    The very shapes and positions of the states, and indeed of every nation on the planet, is only known through "information" provided by cartographers. It is akin to asking "if Santa's house isn't at the North Pole, then what's there instead?"

    The Cartographer Conspiracy
    The only evidence that there is a state called Idaho comes from maps. Everybody has maps, in almanacs, in encyclopedias, and on the walls of every elementary school classroom in America.

    Astonishingly, over 99% of all maps are created by cartographers! If any clearly defined set of people would control any other important industry to that degree, everybody would be up in arms about the undue influence given to a meager few. However, for some reason, Cartographers are immune to such criticism. Any mention about the Cartographer influence over the mapmaking industry (and, as a natural extension, our very thoughts!!) is dismissed as "lunacy."

    As an indication of how insidious is this influence, just think: have you ever questioned a map? Maps, being graphical objects, require much less effort to assimilate into our very psyches. Behavioral studies show that people can much more readily understand maps than printed descriptions of geographical areas; in fact, the images on maps tend to go directly into the subconsciousness of Man (Homo Sapiens) without the critical thinking that accompanies reading. In a very real way, Cartographers are the real Thought Police.

    But they do not work in a vacuum. There are much too few of them to do their real damage unaided. Mapmakers have conspired with the editors of almanacs and encyclopedias to create a fantastic illusion of space where there is none, people where there aren't any, and ski resorts where none exist.

    Only The Beginning
    This is only the tip of the iceberg. We have much more material on this conspiracy, and we have yet to uncover one iota of evidence that Idaho has ever existed. All of the so-called "evidence" is a mixture of falsifications, coersions, lies and exaggerations.

    The Cartographers would like nothing better than to silence us. If you do not see any more postings on this subject, then you have clear evidence that their Conspiracy of Silence on Idaho has succeeded, and that Freedom of Speech has been curtailed by the Cartographical Thought Police.

    What can you do? All we ask is that you be open minded. Of course, you cannot trust any of the second-hand evidence that you would find in libraries, maps (!), airline schedules or street signs. All you can trust is what we have written here. We are confident that once you evaluate all of the valid evidence, you will be angered by this conspiracy, and motivated to do something about the scum who perpetated this hoax.
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    This is some kind of a joke? Right?
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    God, she must have a brain the size of A), or smaller...
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    God speed young man.

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    If this wasnt a joke of some sort, then I feel sorry for her...
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