F*%&^*$#*ing Roos Part Deux

[SlickHolden]

That's a great idea Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

And no roo movies for the next couple of years Unless it's involving shooting them

[IBrake4Rainbows]

There are Roo Movies?

Skippy Must die.........I don't care if he can perform brain surgery while landing a helicopter. he can still be dazzled by bright lights and isn't intelligent enough to get out of the way of an 1100 Kg car.

That does it. SKIPPY DIES......

[SlickHolden]

Skippy must die! That would be a cool sig Or a movie title

Skippys kryptonite is Headlights

[IBrake4Rainbows]

He's like a Magpie - shiny things distract him.

Cue New signiature.....Now.

[SlickHolden]

lol O a hot summers night, Our hero is driving his 600kw bmw down a quite road, In the middle of nowhere, With 4 fine models, When suddenly A superroo the evil ugly hairy fat arse twin to superman comes to spoil our hero's late night party plans! with he's retched fat hairy rump. Into our hero's 600kw bmw, Our hero uses hes SAS training to manover the supercar but the superroo has friends (that's funny friends) But our hero passes with minor damage using he's headlights to blind the evilroo and he's bitches, The roo Yells tit tit tit i'll get you mark my ticks on that!
Our hero yells whilst driving with one hand and comforting the models you'll never catch me rooted never!.

Whilst the SuperRoo is licking he's wounds our hero returns with an M60 AK47 and 20 grenades and sends that hairy furball to outroospace. Game over!
Now we all can live easy knowing the evil ugly hairy fat arse twin to superman superroo is now roo-ted

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Dude. you need to get out more. do you have a girlfriend?

[SlickHolden]

Who needs one they just hassle you all the time I got a car That's bad enough

[Blue Supra]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

Maddest call slick!

[SlickHolden]

Throw money at the both of them and they stop moaning But the car doesn't hog the blanket at night

[clutch-monkey]

And no roo movies for the next couple of years Unless it's involving shooting them

you called?

actually, since it's a new year, my roo culling permit is completely unused.

[SlickHolden]

you called?

actually, since it's a new year, my roo culling permit is completely unused.

And you answered Pack your bags it's roo hunting time

P.S where do i get a gun and permit from

[clutch-monkey]

And you answered Pack your bags it's roo hunting time

actually, i've been itching to get out into the countryside again.... sure, it may be more useful if i cull roo's on the highways and suburbs, but i don't think the locals will take too kindly to that

P.S where do i get a gun and permit from

you could just borrow a few of mine...
otherwise, go to the police station and ask for a permit

[IBrake4Rainbows]

You crazy roo shooter types are all the same. ........

Who's up for Urban Roo Warfare?

[clutch-monkey]

Who's up for Urban Roo Warfare?

is that like urban warfare, except the protagonists use roo's as lethal weapons?

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Close but no - i was more thinking we substitute "n00bs" for "roo's" and work from there.

Sounds like a good idea, no? solves our Meat crisis AND is fun for the whole family