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    No wonder Taco Bell smells funny...

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    We have a jokes thread you know...
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    but thats for good jokes
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    I thought it was all the Mexicans
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    cause i got it on my hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang
    I thought it was all the Mexicans
    Yeah..

    We might be on different pages here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baddabang
    I thought it was all the Mexicans
    Excuse me??!!
    "NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"

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    Quote Originally Posted by taz_rocks_miami
    Excuse me??!!

    Yeah, don't you know? Mexicans smell like shit. The country of Mexico requires all its citizens get a sulfur infusion at their 13th birthday or when officially confirmed as citizens. This is how you can tell Mexicans from other hispanics, such as American hispanics, Guatemalan hispanics, or Belize..ian hispanics.

    The program was started as a medical experiment to ward off killer bees, but was never taken off the books and has been tradition since.

    This phenomenon has single-handedly led to the rise and continued success of the plug-in air freshener industry, which reports 97% of total sales being in Mexico or in cities bordering it.
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    I had Taco Hell for dinner. I got 2 of those new... I dunno what they're called, but they have steak and cheese and they're freakin' amazing. I may have to get more of them. Mmmm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitalcraft
    Yeah, don't you know? Mexicans smell like shit. The country of Mexico requires all its citizens get a sulfur infusion at their 13th birthday or when officially confirmed as citizens. This is how you can tell Mexicans from other hispanics, such as American hispanics, Guatemalan hispanics, or Belize..ian hispanics.

    The program was started as a medical experiment to ward off killer bees, but was never taken off the books and has been tradition since.

    This phenomenon has single-handedly led to the rise and continued success of the plug-in air freshener industry, which reports 97% of total sales being in Mexico or in cities bordering it.
    Dude what the hell is your problem?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TVRs4eva
    Dude what the hell is your problem?
    He's joking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Canuck
    He's joking.
    hilarious guy
    Last edited by TVRs4eva; 02-09-2007 at 11:34 PM.
    Reutlingen/ San Francisco

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    Quote Originally Posted by TVRs4eva
    hilarious guy
    Yeah, really.

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    I lolled.
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    David Fiset says:
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitalcraft
    Yeah, don't you know? Mexicans smell like shit. The country of Mexico requires all its citizens get a sulfur infusion at their 13th birthday or when officially confirmed as citizens. This is how you can tell Mexicans from other hispanics, such as American hispanics, Guatemalan hispanics, or Belize..ian hispanics.

    The program was started as a medical experiment to ward off killer bees, but was never taken off the books and has been tradition since.

    This phenomenon has single-handedly led to the rise and continued success of the plug-in air freshener industry, which reports 97% of total sales being in Mexico or in cities bordering it.
    Take a look at what my location is you bumbling idiot!!!!!
    "NEVER ALLOW SOMEONE TO BE YOUR PRIORITY, WHILE ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE THEIR OPTION"

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    If you were offended by what I posted you need to lighten up. I'm sorry I forgot the (JOKE) tag, I was hoping that it was blatant enough to not need to be used

    I don't think it was country-ist, because well... it would be hard to take what I said seriously. If you feel really insulted though, you could post some bad stuff about the US, I won't mind.

    Japanese people say we smell like sour milk. They don't eat nearly as much dairy as us so their nose is much more sensitive to it.
    I dont if I'll make home tonight
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