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    the 1-line thread

    now this is how its gonna be:
    post the best lines uve ever heard here. dont matter if its a quote or a joke (or, as in the case of a certain president, usually both ). jus make sure tht ure posts are one-liners ONLY. (rep points may be deducted for those postin more than one-line jokes! )

    im gonna start by postin junaman's sig, coz he was the one who inspired me to do this...(+1 for u dude...)

    "A Higher voter turnout means that more people are going to the polls"

    "Teachers are the only proffesion that teach our children"

    lets see wat u got....

    ps: sum1 had mentioned startin a thread like this in sum other thread. who was it?
    wat the hell do i put as a siggy?!?!?!

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    this may be more than 1 line, but it's still pretty gross, yet strangely compelling....
    it is from Comedian Lee Mack:

    "Australia has funny ways of pronouncing things. You say "Shrimps on a barby" English people say "Yoghurt". You have Vegemite, we have Yoghurt. You use proper lubricants for sex.........."

    don't deduct for that, i'll even it out....

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    they say you are what you eat, so by tomorrow i plan to be you- Nick Gianopoulos (actor in the wog boy, its an aussie movie for those who don't know it)

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    In a recent survey 9/10 Americans agreed that 1/10 Americans would disagree with them

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    "Please, just stop blabbering! If you want to blabber...go to supercars.net cause UCP aint gonna accept this kind of behaviour." - Gtek-i

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    A man walked into a bar and said owch.

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    George W. Bush is the best US president the world has ever seen

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    Quote Originally Posted by henk4
    George W. Bush is the best US president the world has ever seen
    ahh please dont make me laugh!

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    5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.

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    My parents favourite sayings:

    "If you poke your eye out, don't come looking for me"

    "If you break your leg, don't come running to me"

    "If you had a brain more, it'd die of loneliness"

    .....hmmm anyone wanna buy a set of parents?

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    Quote Originally Posted by henk4
    George W. Bush is the best US president the world has ever seen
    Hahahahaha.....

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