Google our new God?

[Equinox]

According to these people google is considered a God.

"We at the Church of Google believe a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). Supernatural gods are rejected on the notion they are inherently unprovable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities."


This is ridiculous!

go to: http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

[CdocZ]

According to these people google is considered a God.

"We at the Church of Google believe a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). Supernatural gods are rejected on the notion they are inherently unprovable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities."


This is ridiculous!

go to: http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

It might just be a political point.....like that guy at MIT, who invented that religion in dealing with noodles and spaghetti.

[Mr.Tiv]

Are they going to remove the vowels and use all capital letters? GGL, like YHWH.

[Cotterik]

i see more sanity in treating google as god than any religion

[Piacki_117]

Pathetic...

[jediali]

Saying Google is a God is just like saying BT (or whatever your phone company is called) is also a God. phoning might not be as personalised as google but it still opens up other resources to you like a directory. dial 100 for operator, its all the same theory really.

[Cotterik]

the 6th commandment: Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.

the 9th commandment: Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.

[fisetdavid26]

This is about as stupid as the Zoltan crew in "Dude, Where's My Car?". Interstellar jumpsuits ftw.

[baddabang]

I'm converting.

[Niko_Fx]

I voted YES, long live Google.

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

I voted YES, long live Google.

I'm embarassed to say I was the first person who did!

[The_Canuck]

3rd and google is a god, it knows all.....

[Matra et Alpine]

Saying Google is a God is just like saying BT (or whatever your phone company is called) is also a God. phoning might not be as personalised as google but it still opens up other resources to you like a directory. dial 100 for operator, its all the same theory really.

NO, Google==God .... BT==Jesus

You can only get to God/Heaven through Jesus

[:Exige:]

How many OTHER religions have managed to PROVE their god exists? I never thought i'd be religious, but the fact that this message will probably last longer than anything I write on paper, or in the memories of those around me because of it being held on Google's servers for such a long time, I owe HER something.

pathetic

Well you don't see me calling YOUR religion/atheism pathetic. Stop being so anti-religious.



Eeek - better go repent my sins for hotlinking!

[jediali]

NO, Google==God .... BT==Jesus

You can only get to God/Heaven through Jesus

well i meant Bt as a phone line for talking but OK , point being that sending mail everyday isnt a God because its useful, its just a thing we all do.