Poor Rock, lucky Quiggs...

[Pando]

That's too kind of you!

Kind is my middle name. Exceptionally Kind Normal, but you can call me Pando.

Also don't blame me for Vaigra's imperfections.

[fisetdavid26]

Kind is my middle name. Exceptionally Kind Normal, but you can call me Pando.

Also don't blame me for Vaigra's imperfections.

Won't do. Where do you fit Satan in your name?

[Pando]

Won't do. Where do you fit Satan in your name?

Ok, Exceptionally Kind Normal-Satan. I'm divorced but decided to keep our shared name for my minions sake.

[fisetdavid26]

Ok, Exceptionally Kind Normal-Satan. I'm divorced but decided to keep our shared name for my minions sake.

Alright, I'll try to keep that in mind, Pando Kind Normal-Satan.

[Vaigra]

Also don't blame me for Vaigra's imperfections.

I have no imperfections.

[Pando]

I have no imperfections.

Haven't your master taught you anything? Only the weak stand up for the weak. The strong crush everyone else, just because they can.

[baddabang]

too late...

Best picture evAr.

Dude... does Rocafella have a house or does he just live in the Auto-X-Bonne?

Worse, he lives at Rutgers

I like you Rocke. I really do.

Or was it your sister?

I'll trade you Mrs. Quigney and a Pikachu for her.

[fisetdavid26]

I'll trade you Mrs. Quigney and a Pikachu for her.

Done deal. But only because of the Pikachu.

[Kitdy]

I think what we've learned form this thread is that New Jersey is the worst state in the Union.

I mean Ohio and Pennsylvania ain't the worst; Ohio has deadbeat dads on pizza boxes and Pennsylvania has Quiggs.
And Quiggs' Mom. Where is the Q-ster anyways?

[Waugh-terfall]

I like you Rocke. I really do.

Or was it your sister?

Noo, his Mum <3

[kingofthering]

I think what we've learned form this thread is that New Jersey is the worst state in the Union.

I mean Ohio and Pennsylvania ain't the worst; Ohio has deadbeat dads on pizza boxes and Pennsylvania has Quiggs.
And Quiggs' Mom. Where is the Q-ster anyways?

Quiggs is obviously working at a pizza shop where he hopes to find his real father.

what he doesnt know is that his father is actualy Marty from Back to the Future who went back in time, got drunk, and did Quiggs's mother. He then told her "I love you", but she somehow heard "Raise my son so that he will someday babble mindlessly about VWs"

[Rockefella]

I could lock this thread so fast you guys wouldn't know what hit ya.

[fisetdavid26]

I could lock this thread so fast you guys wouldn't know what hit ya.

Wouldn't mind it, this thread is going too much nonsense. In other words: Rocke, stop the madness.

[Vaigra]

I could lock this thread so fast you guys wouldn't know what hit ya.

A Jersey-plated AXB I'm guessing.

[Kitdy]

Jersey plates suck. All yellow and crappy. The garden state my ass.