Some people think we are really dumb ****s

[SlickHolden]

I just got this email OMG i need to help this poor lady out so fast, Anyone want to help me help her also

Dearest one,

I am Mrs Victoria Johnson from Gold Coast. I was married to Mr.Stephen Johnson who was a contractor with the government of Cote D'Ivoire before he died
in the year 2002 after few days in the hospital. The doctor said his death
was as a result of poison. We were married for so many years without a child.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $9 Million with a
Security Company in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire.Presently this money is still
in the custody of the Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire.

Recently, my Doctor told me that it is very likely i will die within the
next nine months due to kidneycancer problem. Having known my condition
I decided to donate this fund to a church,organization or good person that
will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want good
person that will use this money for orphanages, widows and other people
that need help.The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand
that giveth". l took this decision because I don't have any child that will
inherit this money and i don't want this money to loss in security company
because i don't have a child. l know that With God all things arepossible.

This is why I am taking this decision.Though it was very painful to hear
this kind of news from my doctor but I am not afraid of death because I
know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the
Lord.I don't think there is need for any telephone communication in this
regard because of my health but the important thing to me is for you to
do what i will require you in this regard.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security
Company in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire. I will also issue a letter of authorization
to the Security Company that will prove you the present beneficiary of the
box because it was deposited
as family valuables, the security company dont know the content of the box
so you have to keep it secret until you claim the box.

Please always be prayerful all through your life.Any delay in your reply
will give me room in sourcing another goodperson, for this same purpose.Please
assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.

Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.

l remain yours sister in Christ.

Mrs. Victoria Johnson

Clutch help me please 70/30 best deal

[john14]

God will smite her after she dies.

[Matra et Alpine]

Chose a way forward ....
1. Waste the scammer's time - http://www.yrad.com/convo1.htm
2. Humiliate the scammer - http://www.419eater.com/html/ethics.htm
3. Amuse the baiter and readers - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3887493.stm
4. Obtain a confession - http://www.freemaninstitute.com/419admit.htm

Getting money FROM these scammers can get you into the haul () of fame

[Waugh-terfall]

I had one of those sort of things last July, I led Mr. Isaac Baako on for 2months then told him he could stick it up his arse.

[Timothy (in VA)]

I just got this this morning.

Ivory Coast must be having an epidemic...

From : Ms Anais Johnson
Abidjan, Ivory Coast
West Africa.


APPEAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.

Dearest One,

Permit me to inform you of our desire of going into business relationship with you. I am quite aware that my message will come to you as a surprise because it is indeed very strange for someone you have not met before to contact you in this regard.
I am Ms Anais Johnson the only daughter of late Chief.and Mrs. Dikko Johnson. My father was a very wealthy Coccoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on June 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of (Seven million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars).USD($7.500,000,00) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan,that he used my name as his only daughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate or hotel management.

Pls, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 22years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and also to secure a resident permit in your country.

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.
Furthermore, Pls indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be conclude within seven (7) days you signify your interest to assist me.
Anticipating to hear from you urgently.

Thanks and God bless.
Yours Sincerely,
Anais Johnson

[Waugh-terfall]

No Way!
I had that in December!

[fisetdavid26]

The problem is that there are dumb ****s who reply to these things and believe they are real. As long as there are fish in the barrel they won't stop. Now, may we have fun of that poor Gold Coast widow?

[digitalcraft]

We should see if the FBI can't help.

[SlickHolden]

God will smite her after she dies.

I hope he shoves her or him up a drain pipe

Chose a way forward ....
1. Waste the scammer's time - http://www.yrad.com/convo1.htm
2. Humiliate the scammer - http://www.419eater.com/html/ethics.htm
3. Amuse the baiter and readers - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3887493.stm
4. Obtain a confession - http://www.freemaninstitute.com/419admit.htm

Getting money FROM these scammers can get you into the haul () of fame

Is there a 5th option get them in jail with bubba lol

I just got this this morning.

Ivory Coast must be having an epidemic...

That name is Arse Cock.

[drakkie]

as found in my inbox yesterday:

Dearest one,

I am Mrs Victoria Johnson from Gold Coast. I was married to Mr.Stephen
Johnson who was a contractor with the government of Cote D'Ivoire before he
died
in the year 2002 after few days in the hospital. The doctor said his death
was as a result of poison. We were married for so many years without a
child.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $9 Million with a
Security Company in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire.Presently this money is still
in the custody of the Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire.

Recently, my Doctor told me that it is very likely i will die within the
next nine months due to kidneycancer problem. Having known my condition
I decided to donate this fund to a church,organization or good person that
will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want good
person that will use this money for orphanages, widows and other people
that need help.The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand
that giveth". l took this decision because I don't have any child that will
inherit this money and i don't want this money to loss in security company
because i don't have a child. l know that With God all things arepossible.

This is why I am taking this decision.Though it was very painful to hear
this kind of news from my doctor but I am not afraid of death because I
know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the
Lord.I don't think there is need for any telephone communication in this
regard because of my health but the important thing to me is for you to
do what i will require you in this regard.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security
Company in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire. I will also issue a letter of
authorization
to the Security Company that will prove you the present beneficiary of the
box because it was deposited
as family valuables, the security company dont know the content of the box
so you have to keep it secret until you claim the box.

Please always be prayerful all through your life.Any delay in your reply
will give me room in sourcing another goodperson, for this same
purpose.Please
assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.

Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.

l remain yours sister in Christ.

Mrs. Victoria Johnson

I think i'll remove my emailadress from this site as some people seem to take advantage of it. Pity.

[kingofthering]

I wish I could get one and mess around with them.

Too bad I have GMail.

[clutch-monkey]

clutch help me please 70/30 best deal

hahaha well i haven't been to the beach in a while....looks like i have some business to do on the gold coast.

[SlickHolden]

as found in my inbox yesterday:



I think i'll remove my emailadress from this site as some people seem to take advantage of it. Pity.

I wondered that myself as my hotmail is only showed on UCP, Some people out there must come for this reason only

hahaha well i haven't been to the beach in a while....looks like i have some business to do on the gold coast.

Pack your sunscreen you need a tan.. And fill a bag full of little goodies and don't forget the cloth what's that smell?? Crash ground!..
And will have to buy 20 supercars and hire out Bathurst for a day lol

[clutch-monkey]

Pack your sunscreen you need a tan.. And fill a bag full of little goodies and don't forget the cloth what's that smell?? Crash ground!..

hahahaha actually i have alternate means now, they let me play with shock prods and dart rifles the other day

[SlickHolden]

hahahaha actually i have alternate means now, they let me play with shock prods and dart rifles the other day

sounds interesting i got a couple of pigs down here for you to play with
Dart rifle sounds good will it get cats that jump on fences and step on clean car