Some people think we are really dumb ****s

[clutch-monkey]

Dart rifle sounds good will it get cats that jump on fences and step on clean car

uh...that's pretty much the first thing we used it for

[Rockefella]

You guys are all suckers. You're missing out on millions of dollars.

I'm gonna go contact them now!

[SlickHolden]

uh...that's pretty much the first thing we used it for

Stop having all the fun.... P.S can you get me one lol

You guys are all suckers. You're missing out on millions of dollars.

I'm gonna go contact them now!

I gave her some sugar last night.. It was like a dream

[adrenaline]

This reminds me of a story I saw on A current affair (a similar program to 60 minutes). Some guy got ripped off hundreds of thousands of dollars because of some email scam. From what I remember, the email said that he won the lottery or something like that, but before he could claim the money, he had to pay fees. So he paid all of this money to some guy in the UK. He even sold his house - he actually believed that he was going to get millions of dollars. So the TV show set up a meet with the "UK lottery official" where the police arrested him.

It was quite pathetic really. In the interview the guy kept saying how easy it was to be stung by these scammers. It's not easy at all - you just need some common sense. You don't go as far as selling your house over an email.

[SlickHolden]

It's not the first one i have got, I also some 4-5 years ago was in a chat directly with one guy that wouldn't move off his mark one single bit, He wanted me to come to someone overseas and i pay the tax and they give us 700 million, All they want is 600 i get the rest, It's got something to do with this bank manager that was doing a dirty over the years and he got all this money into one account and only i can get it as they all worked for the bank and the government etc etc.. I said blow me cheese
In the end i had to block the guy and in the very end i had to delete the account as this guy keeped changing names to find me... Talk about try hard i wont take anything even if it was 100% i would still say **** off! because i wont trust anything until it's done.

[Coventrysucks]

From : <[email protected]>
Reply-To : [email protected]
Sent : 13 April 2007 05:12:40
Subject : winners notice

Ref: IR/90020X2/07
Batch: 074/07/ZY569


IR NATIONAL LOTTERY WINNER.

You are a winner of the Irish National Lottery Online Promo Programme
that was held on 12th April, 2007 at exactly 8:15pm and 9:27pm. You
have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 1,350,000 (One
Million three Hundred AND Fifty Thousand Euro).Participants were
selected
through a computer ballot system drawn from a pool of over 25,000
names
of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe,America, Asia,
Australia, New Zealand,Middle east,parts of Africa, and North & South
America
as part of our international promotions pro gramme conducted annually
to encourage prospective overseas entries. We hope with part of your
prize awards,you will take part in our subsequent lottery jackpots.

For Further information contact:
BARRISTER DAVID CLIENTFIELD.
Email: [email protected]
Tel: +447011127993

Ensure to send awearness to your claims agent official email address
as
([email protected])

The IRNL International Lottery Sweepstakes International Program.
Copyright ? 1994-2007 The IR National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guideline

Spot the deliberate mistake.

Err... mistakes.

Oh, lucky me!

Make sure you don't accidentally sign their addresses up to porn sites or something!

[Quiggs]

I've already collected my $7M. I just haven't had time to take pictures of my mansions and car collection yet.

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum...ad.php?t=31338

[SlickHolden]

Spot the deliberate mistake.

Err... mistakes.

Oh, lucky me!

Make sure you don't accidentally sign their addresses up to porn sites or something!

Yes why would any respectable large organisation as this use Yahoo as there mail.. They would run there own.

[Sauc3]

I just got this one.

FROM:DR. ASIF KHAN.
THE MANAGER INTERNATIONAL
COMMERCIAL BANK
ADIDOGOME BRANCH
LOME TOGO.

DEAR FRIEND:

I GOT YOUR CONTACT DURING MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE, HONEST AND A TRUST WORTHY PERSON TO ENTRUST THIS HUGE TRANSFER PROJECT WITH. MY NAME IS DR. ASIF KHAN. I AM THE MANAGER OF THE INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK LOME TOGO,ADIDOGOME BRANCH. I AM A TOGOLIASE MARRIED WITH THREE KIDS.

I AM WRITING TO SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE TRANSFER OF US$3,800.000.00.THIS FUND IS THE EXCESS OF WHAT MY BRANCH IN WHICH I AM THE MANAGER MADE AS PROFIT DURING THE LAST YEAR`S AUDITION. I HAVE ALREADY SUBMITTED AN APPROVED END OF THE YEAR REPORT FOR THE YEAR 2006 TO MY HEAD OFFICE HERE IN LOME AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW OF THIS EXCESS. I HAVE SINCE THEN, PLACED THIS AMOUNT OF US$3,800.000.00 ON A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT WITHOUT A BENEFICIARY.

AS AN OFFICER OF THE BANK, I CANNOT BE DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO THIS MONEY THUS I AM IMPELLED TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT OR IF YOU WANT IT TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU THROUGH DIPLOMATIC MEANS IN CASH FORM IT'S POSSIBLE BUT YOUR COMPLIANCES,CONFIDENTIALITY AND HONESTY IS THE KEY TO THE SUCCESS.

I INTEND TO PART 30% OF THIS FUND TO YOU WHILE 70% SHALL BE FOR ME. I DO NEED TO STRESS THAT THERE ARE PRACTICALLY NO RISK INVOLVED IN THIS. IT'S GOING TO BE A BANK-TO-BANK TRANSFER OR THROUGH DIPLOMATIC MEANS IN CASH FORM,IT'S DEPENSE ON YOU. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAND AS THE ORIGINAL DEPOSITOR OF THIS FUND.

IF YOU ACCEPT THIS OFFER, I WILL APPRECIATE YOUR TIMELY RESPONSE. SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATION.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU URGENT PLS.

WITH REGARDS,
DR. ASIF KHAN.

I reckon I can pull this "Dr. Asif"'s leg a bit.

[Pando]

I just got this one.

I reckon I can pull this "Dr. Asif"'s leg a bit.

Asif is just being nice.

[Mr.Tiv]

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Support Center
Bevan House
51 Bevan Avenue
Conwy LL28 5AF United Kingdom
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: UKNL/26510460035/07
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
AWARD NOTIFICATION:
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement
of winners of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, THE UNITED KINGDOM INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS held on 20th APRIL 2007 in London.Your email address was attached to ticket number 023-0148-790-459, with serial number 5063-11 and drew the lucky numbers 43-11-44-37-10-63, and consequently WON you the lottery in the 2nd category.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay Of £ 500,000.00 British Pounds(GBP) in cash credited to file REF NO. UKNL/26510460035/07. This is from total prize money Of £ 2,000,000.00 British Pounds(GBP) shared among the four International winners in this category.All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Website through computer draw ballot system and extracted from over 1,345,256 personal email addresses as part of International
Promotions Program, which is conducted annually.In view of this, your £ 500,000.00 British Pounds(GBP) would be released to you by our approved payment center in London.The claims agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize winnings.This is part of our precautionary
measures to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.Please be warned.To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent:

Mr. DANIEL STEVENSON
#195 Edgware Road,London W2 1EY United Kingdom.
TEL: +447031959558
FAX: +447039400254
EMAIL: [email protected]

For due processing and remittance of your prize winnings, please remember to quote your Reference and Batch numbers in your Correspondences with the agent.Remember, all prize winnings must be claimed not later than two weeks from today.After this day,all funds will be returned as unclaimed.Furthermore, should there be any Change of your address; do inform the claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once again.
Sincerely,
Mrs Irene Bristow
Zonal Co-ordinator

I've won the lottery in a country I've never been to. Lucky me.

[kingofthering]

Asif is just being nice.

Or he's just poor, those supporting member fees must be eating into his pocket money.

[Vaigra]

No, did you not read it? I have US$3,800.000.00.
I'm just being a good friend and giving 30% to D.