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    Not the first experence with rice, but the car is missing some neons and glowing washer jets.

    I'm sure that the Saab would go to anyone who offers more than $10 to my mother in a month when she gets the shits with it in the front yard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyco View Post
    Not the first experence with rice, but the car is missing some neons and glowing washer jets.

    I'm sure that the Saab would go to anyone who offers more than $10 to my mother in a month when she gets the shits with it in the front yard
    would she settle for $5 and a cute puppy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    would she settle for $5 and a cute puppy?
    Does the owner at the vet know you took the puppy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sauc3 View Post
    Does the owner at the vet know you took the puppy?
    no, as far as she knows the dog had 'complications' during surgery and it cost her $500
    but seriously, there's like 20 abandoned puppies i could take right now anyway, they only use 10 for the autopsy lessons afaik.
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    That honestly made me throw up in my mouth.

    if only from the envy of not thinking of it first.

    Perhaps a box of puppies? let loose on the interior of the Saab?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    Perhaps a box of puppies? let loose on the interior of the Saab?
    maybe a 'suprise rottweiler' in the boot?
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    Leave it in there for a few days with a steak on the back seat it can't get to. so it gets the smell of meat. then watch the fireworks when he tries to load the boot

    Either that or a Booby trapped drivers seat. anyone got a Hacksaw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    Leave it in there for a few days with a steak on the back seat it can't get to. so it gets the smell of meat. then watch the fireworks when he tries to load the boot

    Either that or a Booby trapped drivers seat. anyone got a Hacksaw?
    a couple of tarantula's on the sun visors, so the first time he folds them down while driving.....
    but first, we can run the car past a speed camera 127 times at 130km/h
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    I <3 your evilness.

    preferably with an arse hanging out the window.

    AutoXSaab anybody?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    AutoXSaab anybody?
    that's a great idea, lets enter it in every motorsport event in the next 9 months
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    We missed targa. Snap.

    Too bad we don't have his Amex card
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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    I <3 your evilness.

    preferably with an arse hanging out the window.

    AutoXSaab anybody?
    Well, go jack his Saab then. He won't miss it. He was probably going to push it off of a cliff anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    Too bad we don't have his Amex card
    who says we don't...
    Quote Originally Posted by Zytek_Fan View Post
    Well, go jack his Saab then. He won't miss it. He was probably going to push it off of a cliff anyway...
    with chris' driving habits he wouldn't need to push it off a cliff to destroy it
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    Quote Originally Posted by clutch-monkey View Post
    who says we don't...

    with chris' driving habits he wouldn't need to push it off a cliff to destroy it
    I'm actually surprised it's still in one piece.

    And Believe me, we don't have his Amex

    it's screwing him out of what little O/S money he's saved that will make this awesome.
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    I'm all for going into Trivett and changing his AMV8 order to dayglow pink.

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