This is the only forum where this fits really!
http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/1813/
If going too quickly scares the crap out of you, American inventor Paul Stender has the perfect solution: the Port-O-Jet.
It's a portable toilet, but with a 1000bhp Boeing jet turbine attached and is capable of shooting out 10m long flames.
While sitting on the throne, Paul sees where he's going through a couple of small holes in the door. No jokes about holes in toilet doors, please. You're better than that.
The £5000 jet potty is part of Paul's collection of jet-powered toys, which he uses as part of his stunt display show.