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    Jet Powered Portaloo

    This is the only forum where this fits really!


    If going too quickly scares the crap out of you, American inventor Paul Stender has the perfect solution: the Port-O-Jet.

    It's a portable toilet, but with a 1000bhp Boeing jet turbine attached and is capable of shooting out 10m long flames.

    While sitting on the throne, Paul sees where he's going through a couple of small holes in the door. No jokes about holes in toilet doors, please. You're better than that.

    The £5000 jet potty is part of Paul's collection of jet-powered toys, which he uses as part of his stunt display show.
    http://www.topgear.com/content/news/stories/1813/

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    Now thats a blue angel
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    I've seen and admired that English V8-powered couch but this .. THIS .. takes the cake

    Fantastic!

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    That'd leave on hell of a skid mark.

    I had to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaigra View Post
    That'd leave on hell of a skid mark.

    I had to.
    You shouldn't have...

    Fantastic project haha, I love it.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    I wonder what those flames smell like...
    I am easily satisfied with the very best.

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    Fastest toilet in the world...
    Lack of charisma can be fatal.
    Visca Catalunya!

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    Does it still work in its normal duty?

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    Im sure if you didn't know there was a on-board fuel tank it could be perceived asmethane powered!
    Last edited by jediali; 05-04-2007 at 03:55 PM.
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    that thing would scare the shit out of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcpokey View Post
    that thing would scare the shit out of me.
    I laughed.

    I'm sure it's fast as shit.
    Last edited by Mr.Tiv; 05-04-2007 at 03:53 PM.
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    Gotta love all the word play in this thread!
    Last edited by fisetdavid26; 05-04-2007 at 04:33 PM.
    Reginald *IB4R* says:
    it was a beautiful 35 seconds.
    David says:
    that's what she said

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    I heard that this was stolen recently...






    ...the Police have nothing to go on!
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    It probably craps all over a Honda Civic.
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Maybe I shouldn't have opened with a joke...

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