That's right. I'm getting married to the finest female creature ever to grace the earth with her presence. All UCP members without anything better to do on May 26 are invited to attend the ceremony and subsequent awesome party at Guion, Arkansas.
There will be plenty of fellowship, good food, drunken donuts in my STi and booze.
In the unlikely event anybody wants to come, PM me for directions there. I've spent every unoccupied hour of this week writing invitations, and it wouldn't be Christian not to invite you folks too.
Cheers.