Page 5 of 5 FirstFirst ... 345
Results 61 to 74 of 74

Thread: Taz has just become an uncle!!

  1. #61
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    nr Edinburgh, Whisky-soaked Scotland
    Posts
    27,775
    Quote Originally Posted by taz_rocks_miami View Post
    Good God man!! Chris was only 8 lbs How tall are you Peter?
    Only 5'11"
    But built like a brick sh!thouse from a young age !!
    Made my rugby career as for 8 years I was bigger, heavier and faster than most folks at school/uni - after that it went downhill Now I'm just f*t b*st*rd

    PS: My mum was 5'5" and weighed 9st. Some day I'll post a pic of me one week old and my mum Next time someone posts that they or their SO is pregnant !!!
    I can hear you mum now "when I was pregnant with you........."
    ALL the time .... miss her ......
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

  2. #62
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    East Coast of the United States
    Posts
    11,994
    I've already been an uncle, and two more babies from different relatives are coming too. It's lots of fun looking after kids, especially when they're small and they believe everything you say.

    Congrats again, not like every other member has said it already.

  3. #63
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    nr Edinburgh, Whisky-soaked Scotland
    Posts
    27,775
    Quote Originally Posted by NSXType-R View Post
    It's lots of fun looking after kids, especially when
    ........ you can hand them back when dirty/smelly/crying/bored
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

  4. #64
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    East Coast of the United States
    Posts
    11,994
    Oh yeah. It's not like the baby is your full responsibility. You're only looking after them for the time being.

    By the way, I was born two weeks early.

  5. #65
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    For Tax Purposes, Cayman Islands
    Posts
    14,579
    I always loved doing that when i was babysitting a 4 year old and a 6 month old.

    the 4 year old ended up dirty as all get out and hyped up on sugar. the 6 month old had spewed up his baby food and was just learning to pull, bite and scratch.

    deal with them for 3 hours, get paid, leave the house in a mess.

    And you got free food out of it

    I'll more than likely never get to be an uncle - my Only living relatives (my aunt and uncle) can't have children and my sister has told my parents point blank she's never having one. she'd make a pretty nasty mother anyway. You should see her - the only psychology major who really doesn't give a crap who you "feel"......
    <cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>

  6. #66
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    East Coast of the United States
    Posts
    11,994
    I somewhat look after a 3.5 year old. All I need to do is to keep her busy and maybe get her some food and all. The things she says is pretty funny though. She probably doesn't know the meaning of things and yet she says them anyway. The pure innocence and naivety of the time is wonderful.

  7. #67
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Surrey, England
    Posts
    4,000
    Import one of these from Holland, I've had this since about 1998/1999, not sure, just make sure he doesn't turn to sharply at speed, this thing will flip, and that hurts...
    Attached Images Attached Images
    V0R5PRU7NG DUR6CH T3CHN1K

    Motion & Emotion

  8. #68
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    nr Edinburgh, Whisky-soaked Scotland
    Posts
    27,775
    Well if we're suggesting suitable toys then ...
    "A woman without curves is like a road without bends, you might get to your destination quicker but the ride is boring as hell'

  9. #69
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    East Coast of the United States
    Posts
    11,994
    007 in training?

  10. #70
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    For Tax Purposes, Cayman Islands
    Posts
    14,579
    Wooing young girls in the sandpit with dreams of biscuits and naptime.....

    this might send the wrong image to Chris' parents
    <cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>

  11. #71
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    East Coast of the United States
    Posts
    11,994
    When you're the same age as the young girl that's fine.

    When you're our age or higher, then there's a problem.

  12. #72
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Location
    For Tax Purposes, Cayman Islands
    Posts
    14,579
    I suppose free candy is a GOOD thing for a 3 year old to be dishing out
    <cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>

  13. #73
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Surrey, England
    Posts
    4,000
    My 6yr old cousin has his own mini-quadbike that he tears around on, boy he got a bo!!oking when he bumped the Freelander... He also has a remote controlled tank that creates a smokescreen and fires BB's. Spoiled Brat
    V0R5PRU7NG DUR6CH T3CHN1K

    Motion & Emotion

  14. #74
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    1,605
    With all respect, I know hes young, but you need to get him started now and I'd be more than happy to finance your journey. I'll start with the necessities.
    PS: Looking for other team sponsors.


Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Cisitalia-Porsche 360 1946
    By Sauc3 in forum Matt's Hi-Res Hide-Out
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: 09-11-2016, 05:48 AM
  2. My Uncle got a 360 Spyder!
    By RISE AGAINST in forum User's rides
    Replies: 42
    Last Post: 11-12-2005, 02:03 AM
  3. Say hello to proud Uncle Slick:)
    By SlickHolden in forum General Automotive
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 07-23-2005, 11:42 AM
  4. My lucky lucky Uncle. . .
    By PsychoChimp22 in forum General Automotive
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 12-05-2004, 08:30 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •