Taz has just become an uncle!!

[Viper007]

Congrats man very happy for you. Whats the name of the baby?

[Matra et Alpine]

you should have started exercising in the womb...

By all accounts I was
Quite a few "false alarms" on my delivery !!!

All that knowledge comes at a price

"Brain the size of a planet"

[IWantAnAudiRS6]

Hey, that's awesome man. Try and get him over to Mexico when he's young and get him into cars.

[taz_rocks_miami]

OK time to claim the prize.

I was only 3 weeks late, born at home and the midwife ( also my godmother ) proclaimed me to be 6 months old already -- I was 13 1/2 pounds at birth !!!!!! So not the longest, but sure as hell the biggest

I love watching pregnant women's faces when I tell them my birth weight

Good God man!! Chris was only 8 lbs How tall are you Peter?

thx for the insult. Medical drugs you know, the english translation... pfff...

I have no idea why.. Usually my mum tells these kind of stories to shut m dad and me up, when she is tired of the car talk all day long As you can imagine im not really listening. All I know was that she couldn't even walk in the end and had to be moved with a wheel chair and everything. Kind of a difficult guy I've been, even from before I was born

I can hear you mum now "when I was pregnant with you........."

Congrats man very happy for you. Whats the name of the baby?

Thanks, his name is Chistopher.

Hey, that's awesome man. Try and get him over to Mexico when he's young and get him into cars.

Thank you, don't worry, he'll be a petrolhead in the not too distant future.

[Zytek_Fan]

Good God man!! Chris was only 8 lbs How tall are you Peter?

Peter is the mythical 8ft tall Scotsman.

[taz_rocks_miami]

Peter is the mythical 8ft tall Scotsman.

You mean he's the re-encarnation of William Wallace??

[kingofthering]

You mean he's the re-encarnation of William Wallace??

Didn't Wallace die via a hot piece of metal shove up his rear?

[IBrake4Rainbows]

^ from my knowledge that was Richard the Lionheart. although i'm rusty on bad english kings.

I was a 10 pound baby when i was born.

Somehow i've not put on weight since

looks like you may have to make him a billy cart Hector - get some wheels and lumbar from the hardware shop - theres bound to be instructions on the internet

[Zytek_Fan]

Didn't Wallace die via a hot piece of metal shove up his rear?

On 23 August 1305, Following the trial, Wallace was taken from the hall, stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to Smithfield Market. He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging but released while still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burnt before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts — at the Elms in Smithfield. His preserved head was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of his brother, John, and Simon Fraser. His limbs were displayed, separately, in Newcastle, Berwick, Stirling, and Aberdeen.

How dreadful.

[taz_rocks_miami]

^ from my knowledge that was Richard the Lionheart. although I'm rusty on bad English kings.

I was a 10 pound baby when i was born.

Somehow I've not put on weight since

10 lbs!? Damn, what did you mum eat during her pregnancy?

looks like you may have to make him a billy cart Hector - get some wheels and lumbar from the hardware shop - there's bound to be instructions on the Internet

What's a billy cart?

On 23 August 1305, Following the trial, Wallace was taken from the hall, stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to Smithfield Market. He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging but released while still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burnt before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts — at the Elms in Smithfield. His preserved head was placed on a pike atop London Bridge. It was later joined by the heads of his brother, John, and Simon Fraser. His limbs were displayed, separately, in Newcastle, Berwick, Stirling, and Aberdeen.

Dreadful would be an understatement.

[IBrake4Rainbows]

my mother ate a s**tload of pickles, i believe.

she still does.

a billy cart is This Aussie tradition Although the measurements are metric.....

[taz_rocks_miami]

my mother ate a s**tload of pickles, i believe.

she still does.

Mmmm pickles!!

a billy cart is This Aussie tradition Although the measurements are metric.....

Oh ok, we call those soap box derby cars in this neck of the woods. Looks like a lot work for something he'll only be able to ride down hill. I know, I'll get the little bugger a go kart instead!

[IBrake4Rainbows]

Go-karts are cool. but they scared the crap out of me as a kid.

I caused like a 11 kart pile up when i was 8. including one which went onto it's side.

not fun, but if he learns you may just get Ferrari VIP treatment at a GP

[Zytek_Fan]

Oh ok, we call those soap box derby cars in this neck of the woods. Looks like a lot work for something he'll only be able to ride down hill. I know, I'll get the little bugger a go kart instead!

You could get him Lewis Hamilton's kart.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Lewis-Hamilton...QQcmdZViewItem

[taz_rocks_miami]

Go-karts are cool. but they scared the crap out of me as a kid.

I caused like a 11 kart pile up when i was 8. including one which went onto it's side.

Well, how many people do you know that can say they caused an 11 car pile up at 8 years old! Oh, unless your driving skills have improved over time, remind me not to hand over my car keys to you.

not fun, but if he learns you may just get Ferrari VIP treatment at a GP

Future F1 world champion, you'll see.