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Thread: I am the alfpha male!!!

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    I am the alfpha male!!!

    Impulse buy, love at first sight, deposit down yesterday, picking up next saturday. Info/pics/eggnog to follow. I'll keep you guessing, but some of you might know what it is.

    BTW anyone want a 1999 Escort 1.6 Finesse? Kinda forgot that i need to sell my current ride.
    "When I see an Alfa Romeo go by, I tip my hat." - Henry Ford

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    Alfa of some kind?

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    the New Impreza?
    <cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>

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    Ford Pinto?
    John says:
    so i had to dump acid into the block tank today
    i'm afraid to fap
    cause i got it on my hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBrake4Rainbows View Post
    the New Impreza?
    only love at first sight could describe the new Impreza its like an ugly baby, it may not look pretty, all squinty eyed and rolls of fat but you'll grow to love it one day. Ha! (in the style of Edna Krabappel a la Simpsons)
    "When I see an Alfa Romeo go by, I tip my hat." - Henry Ford

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    Alfa Spider?

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    a donkey cart?
    Gone:
    09 Ducati Monster 696
    09 Audi Q5 3.2
    03 Infiniti G35 Sedan
    07 Honda Civic Coupe LX 5spd

    Current:
    10 BMW 335d
    12 Audi Q5 2.0t
    10 VW Jetta TDI
    11 Ducati Monster 796

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    A pet monkey?

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    Lower it?
    [O o)O=\x/=O(o O]

    The things we do for girls who won't sleep with us.

    Patrick says:
    dads is too long so it wont fit
    so i took hers out
    and put mine in

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    Trek bicycle?
    I'm dropping out to create a company that starts with motorcycles, then cars, and forty years later signs a legendary Brazilian driver who has a public and expensive feud with his French teammate.

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    Clutch's mum?
    Weekly Quote -

    Dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by whiteballz View Post
    Clutch's mum?
    She can only be leased out......thank jesus.

    Alfa Romeo 146 perhaps?
    <cough> www.charginmahlazer.tumblr.com </cough>

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    Bmw 3-series?
    Be polite, Be professional, Be prepared to kill...

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    Honda Civic?

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    tricycle??

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